WHO ON BPN

Back to the blogging way. Trust me a lot has happened that I could have written about, but even now that I'm back the trending topic is no less bad; alaye, WHO ON BPN?😒😎🥂

Our story started from a country called the Alkebulans republic (if you know you know😋🤣🤣🤣), but before I move on with the full gist this random quote just popped in my head; "if you live in a zoo, you'll tend to see everyone else as an animal". Well, I remember my biology teacher once told me "we are all animals, but some animals are higher than the other", although I believe she was quoting George Orwell's Animal farm, but neither my teacher nor Uncle George was wrong. The questions though is just; which animal is higher, which is lower? Well, welcome to UAR😎🥂 

Let's continue our story🤣😋😎

In a country with incessant killing by terrorist, kidnapping and maiming by bandit, oh! I almost forgot the military killing military too, few things can only be certain

Well, the one thing this can only lead to is a bunch of hoodlum of a citizen🤣🤣🤣

Okay, what were we talking about? So bubu banned Twitter.

Twitter, I mean that same twitter that Adamu Garbage said he want to sue (abi e don sue sef🤭🤣🤣). The one thing about the whole banning thing is just the reasons surrounding it; a deleted tweet. Okay, okay! Let's talk about it from a Nigerian child perspective. You remember those kids who take their ball away just because someone dribbles them and other find it funny 🤣🤣🤣. So, in a country where half of the citizens are hoodlum, you just have to be careful with your rules😎

Now, the question;

WHO ON BPN?

Shey you remember that lil kesh lyrics "T'ebá p'aná a má tan lantern (if you off light, we go on lantern)"? Ehn ehn! That's exactly what happened. Since na for Nigeria, dem ban twitter, we can pass through US, UK or even France to twitter. The only problem na the trend. Now "mumu" "Lai Mohammed" "Adamu Garbage" "buharimustgo" and some other related hoodlumish trend don dey trend for UK, US and the other country🤣🤣🤣🤣

So "WHO ON BPN"?😒😒😒

Some of us had it good, we got upgraded to UAR from Nigeria and don't even require VPN to use twitter. Well, that's was until we got deported sha😒🥺🌝 Now that bubu is angry that una don on BPN (VPN) be ready to face your music. 

Till then sha; greetings from Houston, Texas, United States 😎🥂

Hey Siri! play me "Many men" by 50 cent.

The sun in Texas today is very hot o. Where are you and how's the weather?😎🤣🤣🤣