BBNAIJA REUNION

Big Brother Naija is back. Although I'm still trying to understand the rationale behind the reality show, I mean you just pack some people in the same house feeding them and at the end of the day you announce a winner? Like how na😒😒🤔🙄... Well, today is not the day for that and what you simply need to understand is that it has started again this year 😋😎😎. Just like it has been for the past years, it starts with the reunion of the last set on a 30minute show everyday and this year things have been happening🤭🤭🤣. Omo! E be things on a strong note🤣🤣🤣🤭

I hardly sit in front of tv for a long time (well, comedy show is an exception sha🤭🤭🤣😋), that's why you'll never find me in a viewing centre watching football. Reason; I get bored easily 😒😒😒. This year's BBnaija has been different though, we've been having a lot of bombshell. I didn't start with watching it though (well, I still don't understand it yet) but my WhatsApp contact won't let me rest every evening with their status (like, eyin people yi e calm down na😒😒😒). So, I finally decided to watch it too two days ago and the first thing I heard was "I came outside to shill"; like wo! Wo! Wo! Omo! E be like say this thing dey sweet o🤣🤣🤣

I've since tried to check the previous days and the only thing I could say is; e be things🤣🤭🤣. I don't understand yet, but I think the theme of this year's reunion is "celebration of profanity"🤣🤣🤣😋 Well, it wouldn't have been so until Dora decided to tell us of her microphone service to the Nigerian lord Baelish (Brighto)🤣🤣🤣. Funny thing though she then confessed of being pained after Brighto acted as if nothing happened the next morning after receiving a microphone job from madame Dorathy🤣🤣🤭. Okay enough of the microphone thing jare; na blowjob dem give brother Brighto. I'm still confused though because; how dare Brighto act as if nothing happened the previous night? he couldn't even wake up the next morning to go and thank sister Dora for the sucking service🤭🤭🤣 I mean something like;

Thank you for the blowjob yesterday; Abi, writing in block letter in not less than 500words describing how heavenly the feeling was; or simply announcing to the housemates that they should help him thank aunty Dora for sucking his something something 🤣🤣🤣.

I thought it will end with Dora, omo! Ashey people get many receipt for folder🤔😎😋 next came from Aunty Ka3na who claimed she dragged our brother Praise to her bed to have liberal penetration (okay, sex 😋🤭🤭) and uncle did not last five-seconds... No na!!!😭😭😭. Okay leave the sex thing first; omo, you hear her English? That diction and grammar can make you drop in 3seconds🤣🤣🤣 maybe na osapa London she dey stay sha because that diction sounds British but I no sure say na the one wey dey abroad (na homemade  British English e go be🤣🤣🤣). 

Since the beginning of the reunion, I've been hearing a lot of gbasgbos. Well, it's expected since most of them had to pretend they were good people during the course of the reality show, but now is their time to shine; biggie can't even tell anyone to leave the house again 🤭🤭🤣🤣. In fact sef, I heard Lucy even slapped one aboki (oh! Sorry, Kaisha🤣🤭) yesterday; prince and neo almost enter one trouser some days ago; a lot of profane words like "fuck", "shit", "blowjob", "sex" and some other words the broadcasting company thing it's wrong (well, na normal words to us sha🤭🤣🤣😋) had been repeated many times than the word God😋😋😋. Someone should please check Kiddwaya's diaper though. But till Monday, I leave you in the hands of my padi's weekend cruise.

Oya Siri let's go on a weekend cruise, play me "Feeling" by Ladipoe ft Buju

Baibai😎😎🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶