TELL ME ABOURRIT๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜Œ

 

I took a long break last year, well, maybe too long to be called a break, it got so long that I already forgot about many things, one of it was; I almost forgot my name (strange, isn't it? Na Khafre cause am๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ). This is not even a proper way to start a blog post, you better forgive me, I can't even remember my project topic (abeg make my supervisor no hear o, I told him I'm on chapter 3 already๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ), the name of my department HOD๐Ÿ˜‡? Don't even go there. Let's talk about something else jare๐Ÿ˜Ž✌๐Ÿพ

Like the Japanese adage goes; "Konishiwa mi koko san aigo resan mi aisun" (wahala for who dey read am๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ), this simply means "Long wey carry "a" join body don turn "along"" (think abourrit๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ™ƒ). What I'm trying to imply is that, last year "2020" was a year of many stories, I mean MANY STORIES, but the most annoying part of it was that I couldn't write about most of it. Not that I couldn't write about it (sho get o, oรฒ get o, forrrget), but kosi time๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜”. You know why? Bitcoin!!! (Today is not the day for that gist tho). But now that I don get time, let me touch some ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜‡

I know it's a bit too late to want to start gisting you about something that has happened since last year (e don overstale sef๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜), but I can remind you about some of the interesting gists (develop the content in your head๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‹)

Remember how we thought there was going to be a third world war last year? Me I don even carry goal-goal and home to win for Iran. Until Iran play penalty go throw in ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‘

some months needs to get their name changed this year, because that was how march marched us into lockdown last year. Abi na April sef?๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜ I don't even care, wetin sweet me na say some students no even resume before the lockdown started... How was your 1year at home?๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

"what do we want?" If you don't know the answer to that question, you don fuckup patapata. Those of you wet turn lekki toll gate to canteen, now wey the protest don end, hope say una never starve to death sha?๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

The SBA and Benefit Boys... If we start this particular gist ehn, I swear e go get part 4 like alaba movie ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ but dem still dey town though (bloody oppressors)๐Ÿ˜’

Shey you remember when the Nigerian minister for information promised NTA will be able to compete with the likes of BBC and CNN before December? Well, maybe he meant December 2050๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

This list is getting longer jare, remember the rest of the gist yourself๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ƒ. 


The truth is, last year was a year of many things good, bad, interesting, not so interesting, even sad memories. But if I pray that "may we never see a year like 2020 again", will you say amen?๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

TELL ME ABOURRIT๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜Ž

But before I go; I just wanna welcome you back to my blog. So that it can sound better, just imagine it the way those people use to say "welcome to my yutub shanel"๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ’ฏ

I swear I've missed you all... Let's revive our old bond. I promise to always give you that morning smile every Monday to Friday. What's better that starting the day with a beautiful smile?๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜‰✌️

WELCOME BACK!!!!

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