BYE BYE CRUISETOPIA 😎

Coronavirus and lockdown with all the dramas, brought us both happy moment, sad ones, boredom, new friends, new hustle, but most importantly cruise😎😊🤭, I mean real cruise and nothing but the cruise🤣🤣🤣. But the unfortunate thing right now is that, the cruise is coming to an end and real life is about to start.
When the pandemic started and university students were told to go home, it felt like a relief and finally a dream come true about the holiday we've been praying for. Most especially if you're an OAU student during this ogunbodede's era of no strike (God! We miss our strike 😩😩😩🥺) and everyday class, you'll understand that this break is a dream come true. But what we never saw coming, was that this would be the best and at the same time worst break of our university life🤣🤣🤣. 
 
At the beginning, we loved our new found break from classroom/work stress, but after a week of; washing plate (especially the last born and only child 🤣🤣🤣), being insulted by your parent for always being on your phone🤣🤭🤣, sleeping your eyeballs out😒😆, doing the same routines over and over everyday, we finally realized say; guy! Boredom fit kill person. The worst thing of all of this was now that you can't go out of the house even if you want to (o di woro si woro)🤣🤣🤣. That's the beginning of our journey into cruisetopia 😆😎😄
The one thing that's beyond argument this whole period is simply; if you didn't catch cruise, you're the one they've been using for the cruise 🤣🤣🤣. 
We started with Anonymous message (that one no even be today's topics 🤣🤣🤣), then to fake relationships upandan (we dey see all of una😎🤭), then to the benefit boys, and to the intimidated hustlers (those who post "Cashapp wa" but don't even know what cashapp does🤣🤭, "buying BTC" that can't even give you the analysis of how the market runs 🤣🤣🤣, "arike collections" you this one ehn, na every babe for my CL dey sell clothes 🤣🤣🤣), then BBnaija came in too, na tradera boys dey burst our mouth now sha (everybody don turn forex trader now o, even me sef don join the market 🤭🤣🤣🤣). Thanks to this cruise, na wetin help us keep our sanity small be that o.
 
All of this cruise had it good time before it faded away but the problem now is that they all left a problem behind, and now that our cruisetopia ship don dey dock, it's time for reality 🤭🤣🤭.
👉🏾 Shey you sabi say those people you cast for the anonymous message still dey vex? 🤭🤣
👉🏾 Shey you sabi say those babes/guy we you don lead on don dey plan una marriage already?😎🥂😉
👉🏾 If them end SARS, shey you remember say police bill still dey there, abi you still dey plan come intimidate us with benefit money when we resume? 😛😆😄😎
👉🏾 Now wey BBnaija don finish, you still get wetin you dey do, abi you don disappear for twitter? 😛
Abeg make I dey go before person upload my nude 🤣🤣🤣😆
 
Siri, Ava na? Play me Nasty C "I'm sorry"
We shey kini o? We meeeeeeeeeuuuuuveee 😎🚶😉 
Welcome back to reality

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