Comically, a slang started trending on whatsapp some days and the content of the slag is simply; profession - iyawo Oga (wife of the boss). As funny as this might be, adding 1 to 2, yesterday I finally understood the job description 🤣🤣🤣. My mom will keep hammering on one thing, and That's that "I should be care in selecting who I will end up marrying because a single wrong step in partner selection can affect a person's life forever". Okay, okay, leave wrong step out of the whole picture, as a lady, marrying right might all you need to become everything you needed to be in life. As much as I don't like using bad examples, for motivation but the thing is at times just need to chill till your husband makes it, so you can file for divorce and cashout😎🤭😋... A key figure in this line of profession is; MacKenzie Scott (Jeff Bezos ex-wife).
Except you live in the forest, I'm sure by now you must have heard of Jeff Bezos (the current richest man in the world) and even if you can't pronounce "MacKenzie", I'm certain you must have heard of the third richest woman in the world whose net worth is 61Billion Dollars and source of wealth; Divorce aka Iyawo Oga😎🤣🤣😋... When Tiger Wood lost almost his entire life savings to Alimony after his wife divorced him, we didn't really get the concept of the "Iyawo Oga" profession yet until MacKenzie explained it better🤣🤣🤭. Although the net worth of MacKenzie immediately rose to $61B after the divorce, it was very easy to put her on the list of the world richest women (third on the list) and to throw away Jeff from the list of the world top 5 richest men. Although, na Oga wey no get money e dey affect, it took Jeff almost less than a year to pick up back on the list as the richest man in the world again (Oga pass Oga😎🥂🤭).
Currently, MacKenzie's net worth is estimated to be around $61B making her the third richest woman in the world, but what happens when another iyawo Oga joins the list😎🤣? Towards the end of yesterday, news broke that the Gates are also splitting up (the making of another Iyawo Oga net worth😎😋)... Ko por keh🤭🤣🤣
When Bill Gate tweeted yesterday to announce that the two are tired of the relationship (after 27years😒😒😒), it immediately got the entire internet into a state of focused attention in preparation for the welcoming of the new "iyawo Oga". It should be remembered that Bill and Melinda had been married for a period almost more than 27years with three children and had branded their name so well that almost everything is in the pairs name (I smell money🤭🤭🤣🤣). Currently, Bill Gate is estimated to be worth around 121-145Billion US dollars. The tricky case here is just that as much as we are anxiously waiting for our new Iyawo Oga on the list of billionaires, this might happen later than expected due to the fact that the couple had not signed a prenup at the time of marriage but had legally joined business with the most of their asset tied to the Bill and Melinda Gate foundation😒🙃🌚
Make e for no spoil, either ways another Iyawo Oga is coming to join the list of billionaires. Make I go dey learn better pickup lines ahead in case we jam for road😋🙃😎 (haters why are you hating?😒🙄🤦 ).... Although Nigeria no kuku understand prenup, even if you marry dangote to breakup, na una house you go still return (no shishi for you🤣🤣🤣). That been said, I don change my mind, I no dey marry oyinbo again, na naija babe all the way and na only traditional wedding we go do🤣🤣🤣🤭
Hey Siri, oya play me "aimasiko" by evangelist Ebenezer Obey. Make I go read for my test today🤦😔🚶🚶🏿
Happy birthday in advance to baby Noima (The heading image)










