TO ALL WHATSAPP TVs AND VENDORS

Good day, my people 😊

Thank you for coming here once again ❤

Recently, we've heard a lot of complaints about Whatsapp. Somebody said you can call it "Jumia Pro" or "Amazon lite" πŸ€”πŸ€” It's now true that the main thing WhatsApp is now useful for is selling goods and Whatsapp TV.

Now, I want y'all to really calm down, I'm saying this because I don't want you to be a hypocrite or finally turn it to rough when you realize you are wrong πŸ˜‘ There is this new saying "Your opinion isn't needed in every matter especially if you don't have anything to contribute" ✌🏽✌🏽 I wouldn't want to sound smart either because I will try to weigh all sides of the story 😊😊

In all of this summary, this is the issue everyone has with Whatsapp Vendors:

"Jhgffddghvcxdzfghfzxchgjgfdcfgdhhfh DM for price" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 

You see, it's absolutely annoying. I visited twitter some days ago and I saw that people don't even visit WhatsApp anymore. As for me o, I visit well, I still have some babes to talk to 😍😍 even though Vendors will upload their gallery πŸ™ 

Now, what about Whatsapp TVs? I think that one is the most annoying I've seen. I once joined this TV to catch cruise and make friends, this TV legit went from hook-up to Porn πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘ The porn no even sweet (don't ask me why I watched it🀐) Then I remembered this saying "content don scarce" or "container with no content."

It's really not by force to own a WhatsApp TV if you don't have content πŸ˜ͺ Now, this doesn't apply to all, I have a really good friend on mine who has a Whatsapp Football TV, there are endless content in sports and you can't exhaust it πŸ’―✌🏽 Now, that's a good move πŸ‘πŸ½ he saves my data of going to livescores or YouTube to watch a game highlight πŸ‘ŒπŸΎThat is what I call a Whatsapp TV. Please I'm not trying to criticize anyone πŸ™ŒπŸ½ It's very possible that I open a WhatsApp TV today and I don't have or run out of content, but mind you, I will first do my research on what people like and value ❤❤ before I start. It will save me a lot of stress. 

Now, let's go back to WhatsApp vendors, this is where the talk is 😌😌

A sells plain tee for 1,500
B sells plain tee for 1,300
C sells plain tee for 1,200
The original price for a plain tee is 1000
A B and C know the original price. 

Now, you want them to put the price along with the goods when they know they are trying to make their gain 🀐🀐 I'm not saying what they are doing makes total sense, but let's look at it from their perspective. Sliding into their DM actually doesn't cost you anything, imagine writing off a particular good when you see its price πŸ˜ͺπŸ˜ͺ Now imagine entering their DM for the fact that you can get the price because they know you can negotiate πŸ‘ŒπŸΎπŸ‘ŒπŸΎ it is as simple as that. 

There is a strategy for every business, it might not appeal to you but for the business owner, it is the best thing to do ☺☺ example is the journalism strategy, they catch you with an enticing headline and then decide to shalaye or shalaxplain in the article later, they just need the clicks (not all though) but my brothers and sisters, IT IS WHAT IT IS πŸ˜ŠπŸ™ƒπŸ˜„ You will understand better when you start a business 😊

So, this is my shoutout to all WhatsApp vendors and TVs trying to make ends meet ❤πŸ’―πŸ™ŒπŸ½ God no go shame us o and we will not jam agbako. 

Next, we will break the table of people that do "this you" on Twitter πŸ˜‘πŸ˜ they dragged me yesterday night for no reason. 

So I heard a pun, "I put my pastor on read, you can call that the Holy Ghost" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ don't leave me, don't leave me 

Have a nice day, my people. One love ❤

- Odetayo Tomiwa

6 Comments

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