IS NIGERIA STILL YOUR FATHER'S LAND?

Hi there. My name is Inioluwafeolami, and I am not a Nigerian 😊

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Wait, calm down, na. Let me introduce myself first. Ehnehn! You know me, con mean say?! 😂😂 Farábalé jawe, If I ask you for 5k now, you will deny me fast, fast o. 

Now that you want to read my articles, you should want to know more about my real personality, or what do you think? 😋

Well, some of you know me well while some of you don't, I'm just here to cruise and vibe, so just flow along with me. My picture? I no like to dey brag, but I fine like madt. But let me quench your "God when" taste, 😋😋😋 I will show you a lurker of myself. Just look at the fine boy below.

Are you done? 💁‍♀️ Now let's continue. Don't be distracted by that towards today's topic. Please, this formality is stressing me, I'm not that type that has sense, I can use alaye, ógbéni or ódé for you anytime. Drag me all you want, una no kuku get respect for God before talkless of an ordinary mortal 🤣 Ah! 🤦🏾‍♀️A whole God that created us? Una funny for this world o. Somebody even said that God just dey use us catch cruise 😂😂😂 (Leemao in tongues)

Abeg, make we leave that matter, My heaven still dey shake, I no wan add to my problem. But Khafre, tell these people to respect God o, and also go to church to worship, not to catch babes 😒🙄 If you are on that table... Oh! Okay, Khafre said I should shut up, seems he is on the table 😂

Alright, Let go into the flow. Y'all remember when Khafre talked about countries of the world that you never knew, and also, went on to plan to visit the same country (God when😣) The country is Kyrgyzstan 🇰🇬. A country in the middle east. A country in the midst of... If you know where I'm taking this matter to, let just keep quiet like that. 

Merely looking at Khafre, you would know that his beard is not for show, the terrorism inside him is yet to take full force, and that's why he is finding a crazy yet peaceful country to start his ordeal. Actually, Kyrgyzstan is a perfect country amidst all the Hullaballoo of the middle east countries.

But I have some other high countries you have never heard of 🤗 I no even sabi if them dey map as of 2006. Most of these countries no even big reach the OAU campus. I don't want to brag, I would have compared them to the Faculty of pharmacy 😐 , but despite this, they are recognized and developed than Nigeria 🤭 Yes! I said it with my whole chest. @ me or drag me, I don spill this okoto already.

I will just give us 2 of these countries, and I hope Khafre will change his mind and not join Al-Queda again. 😭

The first is 🇹🇻 Tuvalu.  

Tuvalu, in the South Pacific, is an independent island nation within the British Commonwealth. Its nine islands comprise small, thinly populated atolls and reef islands with palm-fringed beaches and WWII sites. Off Funafuti, the capital, the Funafuti Conservation Area offers calm waters for diving and snorkeling among sea turtles and tropical fish, plus several uninhabited islets sheltering sea birds.

The population is just 11,508 as of 2018 🤔🤔 Now, you see why I mentioned OAU 😋 We self enter 30k for inside campus. If you want to chill, only find some money and travel to Tuvalu, they might even make you a citizen sef if you give them enough money 😂😂 please, don't let us scatter that table again.

Tuvalu is the fourth-smallest (land area) nation in the world, with a total landmass of 26 square kilometres. Tuvalu means ‘group of eight,’ referring to the eight traditionally inhabited islands. Today Tuvalu compromises nine reef islands and atolls.

The country rarely exceeds three metres above sea level, making it one of the most vulnerable nations in the world to the impacts of climate change (If Tsunami happen ehn, just forget it 😣)

Tuvalu’s primary sources of income are fishing licenses, remittances, and the ‘.tv.’ internet domain name. Revenue also comes from the Tuvalu Trust Fund (TTF). Tuvalu uses the Australian Dollar and speaks English. So, if you think you can't relocate, na una wahala be that. Oya raise your hand if you can't wait to leave Naija 😋🙌🏽 na just an ordinary island, but we go cruise for the beach every day 🎉😉

So, can you guess the second country? Shioor, what do you even know? Just to drag and shout God when 🤣🤷🏾‍♀️

The name is Laos 🇱🇦. I didn't mention Lagos o. Eyin Autocorrect, Premium Grammarly 🙌🏽

Laos is a Southeast Asian country traversed by the Mekong River and known for mountainous terrain, French colonial architecture, hill tribe settlements, and Buddhist monasteries.

Vientiane, the capital, is the site of the That Luang monument, where a reliquary reportedly houses the Buddha’s breastbone, plus the Patuxai war memorial and Talat Sao (Morning Market), a complex jammed with food, clothes, and craft stalls. I don't even know what all of these are, but... We move!!! 😂

Laos isn't far from Kyrgyzstan sha. Maybe when Khafre betrays those people, he will give me distress call to help him, I will just send him my address. A friend in need is a friend; indeed, you go just trek like three weeks 😋😋😉 , But if I dey Tuvalu that time, ah! Na God hands you dey ooo 😭🤣

Laos is also known as "country of a million elephants" or Vientiane. Their currency is Lao kip, and their spoken languages are Lao, Hmong, Khmu, and French.

Make I sharply check if their currency is better than naira, and I promise you I will leave this country tomorrow 😐

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Okay. E don show.....💃💃💃

Errrmmmm... E be like say Naija win this one🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️
Our currency is worth more than theirs. Nevertheless, I still dey commot this country, but not tomorrow again 😋😋

There are other countries I want you to learn about, but we will do those on another day.

Some of them are Bermuda 🇧🇲, Bhutan 🇧🇹, Cook Islands 🇨🇰, and Grenada 🇬🇩. Like I said earlier, everything na cruise and vibes, just flow along with me.

By the way, If you have money that they refer to as "money," like the one of "ómòkòmó, I just transfer 300k into your account" 😂😂 If you know, you know. If you have this kind of money, just beep my line, let's go and cruise on that beach together 💃💃💃 If you have that thought of going alone, you will be lost In Jesus name 😂 but if you have extra money, let give them money so that we can become commissioner too. No, be me talk am o. 👀👀

Let's round it up. I hope you've learned something today 😊 some of us have not opened a book since lockdown started, I don't want to stress this table because na my chair them use measure other chairs 😬😬

I don't have Siri on my phone, Na big men dey use iPhone 🙌🏽 But God no go shame us 🙏🏾

Want to know more about these countries, or you want to borrow me as your boyfriend to cruise on Tuvalu beach? ómòkòmó, oya enter my... Just drop your comment 😉😙😚 , my mommy said I would become a pastor soon. Somebody shout hallelujah 💃💃💃

If you are a guy and you have money, go alone 🙄🙄, Just comment and drink coconut water.

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