THIS IS NIGERIA! WHERE THE MONKEY CATCHES THE HUNTER😹😂

July 07, 2020

A wise man once said, and I quote:

"Ole l'everybody. Eni ile mo ba sha ni barawu."

(Apologies to those that are not Yorubas. But, translation go spoil am! Ask A Yoruba Friend)🤕

I am sure you all know the wise man already. But that's not why we are here.😉

It just happened that the monkey caught the hunter. And not the other way round.🙆‍♀️

Now to the aproko today. Someone just said that "Won ko magu," maybe the person meant magun(thunderbolt). I don't even understand🤷‍♀️.

Well, this is 🇳🇬! And this is another version of E B Things, on a confusing note. 😕😕

In the mid-hours of yesterday, the Department of State Security arrested the Acting Chairman of the ECONOMIC AND FINANCIAL CRIMES COMMISSION for "FINANCIAL CRIMES" allegation! How confusing can this be?😨

I had to wait and see what was happening. I went on the streets of Twitter, and fo' sho' it was trending already. As a good citizen, I went straight to the Twitter page of the EFCC themselves. Lo and behold, it took them hours before they could post sth about it. The matter seff shock them!🤔😁😁

Later on, they came up with the post where they said he was only invited for questioning. I then got confused with their position when I heard this morning from a reliable source that he spent the night there. Abi, they were "questioning" him all night? Maybe, I should mind my business. 😇😇

Another reliable source revealed that he had been allowed to go home today. Does that mean...? Well, irrizwah-iriz😂😂😂

I'll keep us updated with the Aproko. For now, I'll recommend a SAN for him. He will handle the case well. Mi Lord! May I?