For some days now, Inioluwa has been giving me and southpaw enough gbas gbos of relationship issues. Well, it's not like I'm a bad boy o (I don't know about southpaw ntie 😀😃😂), Ini just want to be casting me ni. Although, the fact that I have a lot (I mean, a whole lot) of female friends always make people have a wrong misconception about me, whereas I'm just a gentle boy like that (baby boy for life). Whatever your thought is, sha keep it to yourself, But sha let me gist you 🤣🤣😂
Girls can be really dramatic, I mean really dramatic, and when worst of all, when it comes to a matter of emotion involving a lady, alaye just be expecting a soap opera 🤣😂. I know some girls will come here now and be saying yenyenyen (na una Sabi 💁😃😀). But tell me, if it is not being dramatic; how will someone not say yes and still claim she doesn't say no, will not date you and still will not want to see you with someone else (highly unstable elements 😃🤣🤣)? See ehn, the moment you ask a lady out, you've signed up for a lot of unexpected drama, whether she says yes or not, does not really matter in this case (if you think I'm lying, ask southpaw 🤣🤣🤣🤣).
Oya, the gist 😃😀
When I was in part 1, there is this girl I like, and I'm legit serious when I say I like her, so I asked her out. But, this lady says we couldn't date, why, simply was because; she was Muslim and I'm Christian (and me, I've always liked a lot of Muslim girls😔☹️). So you would think it has ended there sheybi? Omoyami e no gree end there o, so we converted it to friendship (we've been friends before then tho). Remember I told you girls are dramatic abi, and once you ask them out, you don enter soap opera be that? Na so me sef enter the drama o.
First, it was with calling, once I don't remember to call her in a day, I need to be ready with a very genuine reason or better still a strong lie (the type that will make even devil shout ha! 😂😀). The worst case scenario will now be if she calls me for more than once and I no pick up, omo! I don die be that, following it will be like 20 messages 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 (like, I really don't understand). So everytime, I need to keep reminding myself that this girl is just being a sweet friend not a jealous girlfriend (at least you don talk say we no fit date naw).
Furthermore, asides her, I can't have any other female friend, not to even talk of girlfriend (you winur kill me, you winur let me live, iwo omo to ma pami naw😔😒). If we're together and she notice I'm giving someone else attention, we're not talking throughout that day again niyen 🤣🤣🤣🤣.
Fast forward to part 2 sha. So first semester part 2, me I found someone else to date (no be like say I stopped being friends with her o). But, the day she found out, was the last time we were friends. She blocked me everywhere, blocked my friends, stop calling me, stopped picking my calls, and started avoiding me. If we mistakenly meet on the road, the eye she gives me is the type that can make a baby run out of her mother's womb 🤣🤣🤣😂.
So sha, that's how we stopped talking.
You remember they used to say; every lady has a guy she doesn't want to date, but doesn't want him to leave? I guess I was hers. I know some of you will read this and say it's a lie, and that you're not like that, but deep down, you know even that, is a lie. If I dey your list, abeg go comot me o (emi omo lomo 😂🤣😊🥰)
By the way, who knows how to invite Siri to Tecno? Since Siri no dey around today, let me just go and drink my agbo jedi jeje.🚶🚶🚶
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I can do relate bro... I wonder why we girls are like that? I did that to someone too... If he doesn't call I go vex for am,asking for explanation and the guy sef was just too loving. One day sha,I sha told him that,I'm not being fair to him. Sheybi we are friends,why I go dey vex if u no call me. Biiko,boya we should reduce communication if I no go date. I just wan let u know say,u fit go if u wan go,I no tie you down.
ReplyDeleteI think the thing is, probably we ladies just wanna take our time b4 accepting the proposal or we think we are better off as friends than lovers but we love the person too... The stuff dey complicated jare... Females are complicated.
And you've said it all 🥰❤️🍻
DeleteSome relationship are better off as friends jare but then we don't wanna see them give someone else mire attention... females are complicated
ReplyDeleteI can totally relate. Happened to me in my 4 years of stay in school.
ReplyDeleteI can't relate with anything at all. As I said earlier, I've been celibate for a while now. I don't even understand all what Khafre is dragging me into🤔🤷🏾♂️
ReplyDeleteLadies oh!!!
ReplyDeleteMapami now
I'm one though😇😇😇..
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