IPHONE USER SYNDROME

An African adage says; "the day the vulture could not get a dead meat again, it begins to eat it own kins"... Well, I just made that up😊🙃, but you sha get the idea😌. In the tech space in Nigeria (particularly in the area that has to do with gadgets involving phones) the fight between Android user and iPhone users is a fight that may never be settled (ehn ehn na😌😌). Oya let me give you the gist😎😋🤭

I love researching about unnecessary things ( I can use the whole night reading about why the cock crows in the morning 😋😋😋), but till now, I am yet to get to the genesis of the android vs iphone fight. But kámá paró, kámá jalè (wahala for who no understand o😏😏😏), iphone users are unnecessarily too proud🙃🙃😌.

A fast reversal down memory lane, let's talk about 2003 - 2010 na Nokia all of us dey use o, that you people are doing like you already forgot  (if you even had any at all), and there was equality in the land; atleast, we all had a common goal and common interest. Whether your daddy na otedola or your mommy na alakija (abi diezani🌚😌), na tegos, sefan, or Waptrick you go download game, and funny enough e no fit pass splinter cell; mortal combat; Tetris; or real football (na bounce and snake some of una dey play sef 🤣🤣🤣). Although, we also had some competition back  then between normal phone user and symbian phone users. But it is not any way closer to this one you have today (you gerrit? If you don't gerrit forget abourrit).

Since all of una don dey do oshólè (abi na yahoo una dey call am) now it has easily divided the social class of this land to the iphone users and others (well, we know the   others sha🌚🌚🌚). They use to say the first thing people notice in you is your shoe (leemao🤣🤣🤣), spoiler alert; nobody gives a flying fk about your shoe again o (atleast not Nigerian). If you like wear red bottom Louboutin, once they see you holding phone like this, the first thing they look at is the number of camera on your phone... Like; bukky are you whining me? do you know how much I bought this Infinix?😏😏😏

To an average Nigerian lady (make we no talk about those ones) the moment they see an Android phone with you, you are automatically below standard to them. Funny enough, most of this android can buy better iphone o, but e no concern them. You know those who behave like they are not part of this discussion too? Samsung users🌚🌚🌚. Like bros calm down, if you like buy Samsung S90, your phone na still android (no dey do like say you no dey this war)😏😏😏. These things use to annoy me until the day I discovered bitterness is always bought with an iPhone, so now dem don comot for Android users side, na iphone vs iphone now.

The war is now buttoned iPhone vs no button iPhone, face ID vs no face ID, iPhone XR vs XX max 🤣🤣🤣. You know the sweetest news now WhatsApp is now disabled on Iphone 6🤣🤣🤣, so someone using iphone 6 too will be thinking they are using something o🤣🤭🙃. Whereas WhatsApp is still working on Tecno P5 (argue with your Xender video player😌😌🙃). By the way iphone 13 is 1.2million no wonder una no dey talk about am🤣🤭. Please let me start going.

If you are team android please say hi, before those "eaten apple" users showup from SoundCloud 🤣🤣

Siri, play me Dababy 8 figure

Lemme run before dem use my phone do giveaway🤭🤭🤭🤣🤣