My subject today is; male! I know using the word "never" might make you frown, but when you look at what I want to say critically, you'll also understand it is really what ladies will/might never understand. The life of a guy is as easy and also as complicated, but the best way to describe a guy (borrowing an old phrase) is; guys are forever babies🤗🤗🤗🤭. And just like babies and little children, there are lots and lots of things a guy will do that will forever make you ask the question; what is he thinking?🤣🤣🤣🤭🤭🤣 Funny though, if you try to think about it, you will be the one confused at the end of the day because I'm very sure he would have done something else before you are done thinking sef🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Remember plays like crate challenge? hill challenge? hiking? bungee jumping? Or war? Yes, I mean real war where people are shooting real guns at each other🤣🤣🤣🤣. Now answer this question; how many women do you find there? Nah! Don't even give me the feminist story of the society okoto meow meow 🌚🌚🌚. Okay! If the society does restrict anything, it will be joining the army. yeah? What about crate challenge? How many women did you hear died in crate challenge? Mountain climbing nko?🌚🌚🌚 You see the post I'm just making is men do a lot of stupid shiii🤣🤣🤣. For every man, the first rule is; do anything that makes you happy, even if it can/will kill you🤭🤭🤭
Still surprise why they keep telling you there are more female than male? Spoiler alert! That's a lie, there are more male than female (although not all male are men, some are bobrisky, James Brown and so on🤣🤣🤣🤣)
Another funny thing I'll love to touch on is the Bro Code🤭😎😋. I know you've heard a lot about the Bro Code, and trust me it never gets boring. I can write an entire blog post about it, but today I just want to touch one aspect of the bro code.
Rule 106 (wahala for who dey find rule numbers o🤭🤣🤣😋): never ask a Bros name until the holy spirit reveals it🤣🤭. E shock you?🤣😎😋 How do you explain it to a lady that you have been friends with a person for over a year, and you guys chill, play, and vibe but you don't know his name?🤣🤣🤣 Well, thank God for "boss man", "chief", "big man", "my Oga" and so on (you gerrit? If you don't gerrit forget abourrit 🤭🤣🤣).
Let me add another one that's closer to everyone. In an average Nigerian family, the father makes more money, in fact at time he's the only source of income of the family and official ATM of the family. But does it not surprise you that the father doesn't always remember to buy clothes until mommy buys it for him; there is a party; or the PA remembers oga needs new clothes?🤣🤣🤣 Well, that thing is hard to explain sha, make I leave am for una to think about🤣🤣
If I end this blog post without mention Football, I bet my DM will be filled up in 30minutes🤣🤣🤣. But yes, football; the breaker of relationships; the builder of bond; the creator of fun; and the arena of disrespect 🤣🤣🤣🤭. Have you ever been to a game house? The way people talk will shock you.
Warning: if you are a lady, don't follow your boyfriend to a game house (you go dey dull my guy🤭🤣😋).
The way a 21 years old guy tells a 57years old man to shut up will shock you, and that's not the craziest part. The craziest part is that the man is not even angry and he is actively arguing with the boy without an iota of grudge or anger. Is God not wonderful?🤣🤣🤣🤣 Wo, I can continue till tomorrow, but still they are things ladies won't understand 🤭🤣.
Ava Siri, play me "aye aye eniko aye, this is the time of ours" (if you know, you know🤣🤣🤣)
Make I dey go my house😎😋🚶🚶🚶🚶
