Hello my people! A beautiful day it is, well, even if you don't know yet, I already did. So, since it's the period of gbas gbos and personally me I have been enjoying it already πππ€£π€π₯°. I have written about the most recent gbas gbos i.e. the heavenly gbas gbosπ, I means the holy Sunday cruise between our two aunties; Tope Alabi vs Adeyinka Alaseyori. maybe I should just write about the earthly one too between the two sexy divas of the Nigeria entertainment industry; Tiwa Savage vs Seyi Shay. Oya calm down, this happened since last week yeah, but let me give you the gist on a Wednesday morning ππ€π€£.
Following all the informations gather from the whole issue, one thing I've realized is that, it will be almost impossible to talk about the fight without sounding like you already sides. Well, I have already too side too, but I'll try to be as neutral as I can and just give you the entertaining gist, although it will still show i took side but who cares (I just want to have fun ππ€£π€£π€£). Oya coman see the full gist of the matter.
Everything started in a salon shop where Tiwa Savage was making her hair and Seyi Shey also came to fix her hair. Apparently, Tiwa had been in before Seyi got there and whilst was walking in, she decided to say hello to Tiwa (as per industry mate shey o ye e) that's where everything became yam pepper scatter scatter πππ. Tiwa immediately rose up to give Seyi some ass whooping (well, she didn't touch her thoughππ€π€£). You see when something like that happens in front of you, you'll tend to wonder about Tiwa's pettiness; like madam this lady is just saying hi, answer and face front. Understanding the root of the situation though will make you realize Tiwa had all the right to be petty and more. Here's a clip from the fight
Seeing the video of the fight you tend to wonder what is Tiwa talking about what Seyi Shay and Victoria Kimani did to her 2years ago. Okay here's the gist (amebo no dey tire meππ€). Remembered some years ago (around 2years ago) Kizz Daniel release a song title fuck you and some other artistes too decided to jump on the instrumental, ehn ehn that's where the root of the problem sprung from. So, Victoria Kimani and Seyi Shay then decided to jump in this same track too but their line of lyrics was entirely slut-shaming Tiwa. Seyi even said "Olosho kon be your hobbyπ₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯" and some other nasty lines that will make you think they have been fighting since 2001πππ.
If you think I'm lying, check the video too. Here's the link to the "fuck you" song
See ehn, if you have sharp mouth, you should have a perfect life too because what the hell! It happened that since the release of the "fuck you" song, the two hadn't really gotten a good time to see until the day at the salon. The two look like the were gonna fight (although I would have placed my money on Tiwa to KOπ€ππ€) but it was mere ass whooping dialogue session πππ€£. Seyi was trying to be a big girl, but personally I feel mama no get content ni jare for that; Tiwa 1 Seyi 0. Another interesting thing from the fight was that throughout the fighting Tiwa maintained a very babygirlish voice (infact I thought she was trying to record a song niπ€£π€£π), see ehn if you don get this voice, you don get am (no apere hatπ€ππ). For that again Tiwa 2 Seyi 0. Lastly, the most beautiful thing I saw in the video was that for the entire time I thought Tiwa was fight a Briton because aunty Seyi just dey drop phoney ni, whereas Tiwa maintained class without forming any Ibadan British accent and surprising of all she was even speaking Yoruba. Omo! For that alone sef gan; na Tiwa x100 Seyi -1000.
Although entertainment industry is filled with cruise and all, with fake fight and beef everywhere, but even if the fight were to be mere cruise sef, me I still enjoy am like that. Talking about cruise sef, less than a week after the fight, Seyi Shay was already seen vibing to Tiwa's song (wahala for FC oπ€£π€£π€£). Again, this is just Nigeria entertainment industry and that's how we roll; fight today cruise tomorrow. Amen?
Abeg make I go sew wetin I wan sew before e too late. Ladies and gentle men, bye bye π
Hey Siri, play me "gobe" by Davido
In the absent of no further fight, na to go sleep remain oππ₯ΊπΆπ½♂️πΆπ½♂️πΆπ½♂️


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