I AM SINGLE AGAIN😟🥺

I've always loved the idea of keeping a girlfriend, but e be like say na MTN sub, na everyday the energy to fuel the idea dey finish🤣🤣🤣. You see ehn, the pressure of not being able to keep one, especially when most of your friends do (in fact one of them na married bachelor, make I no mention Daniel name), can make you go mad, but what happens when you are already too comfortable with being single? I bet ya, in no time you'll be back single. Although thinking about it with sincerity e dey choke. Especially with all the nonsense you see on relationship twitter, in fact one idiot once tweeted; "you're single and you're sleeping, what if you die?" Kai na, na single we single we no kill person🙄😟😟. Although make we no lie being single sucks! So, I had a girlfriend, but it's not a very romantic story🥺🥺🥺

Judging by my outlook, my social relationship and who I am in generally, it won't take you much to decide that; this guy is a chronic womanizer. Well, that would depend entirely on what your definition of womanizing is 🤣🤣🤣. I have a lot of ladies around me, yes, but do I have a girlfriend? No. I'm as confused as you are too o. One thing though that shouldn't be mistaken is that, not having a girlfriend does not mean I don't get the opportunity to have one, but rather i don't have the energy to keep them.

A very quick fact about me though; I've always been lucky with girls. Even when I'm obviously not serious with having a girlfriend, I always end up with a perfect girl (yeah, I flirt too much though🤭🤣🤣🤭). In the midst of all of this though is that guilty conscience that keeps pricking me and saying; "guy behave na, this babe like you"🤭🤭🤭. Oh! Back to my story. So I met this pretty girl last year, and according to street eye😎😋, she was the ideal kind of girl to catch any guy's eye. 

Having been single for a long time, I didn't even know when the relationship started, I simply caught up with it halfway 🤣🤣🤣. You see I wouldn't lie, I totally forgot what people do in a relationship 🥺🥺🤭. I thought I was treating her as someone in a relationship with me, but it was more like a female friend. So, I didn't stop flaunting my girls (oops! That didn't come out good, I meant my female friends🤭🤭🤭); I call only when rain falls in the sahara🤣🤣🤣; and worst of it all, I joke about everything.

Wo, to sha cut the long story short, it eventually skipped my mind that I was even dating someone. So, me I stopped calling her or messaging her😐😒. I guess she finally also gave up on me too jeje because the only time I message her is when she uploads a picture, and mumu me, na "ópòr" I  dey always comment🥺😟.  See ehn, make God no sha shame us, I'm finally back in the market (mo tún ti single). Now it's single reloaded, because now that I kuku say make I serious, na cruise all these daughters of Eve dey use me catch🥺🥺🥺. Eèwó e be like say I don exhaust my dating bundle jare🥺😥😢

The moral of my story is; please, I'm single again o, who dey find boyfriend? I don finally serious. In fact; now I can cook, I know how to loose hair; and I can even do fasting and prayer with you🤣🤣🤣 make I no lie, babe dey make person loose focus. I don turn single pringle🤭🤣🤣 and as e be like this I think the chances that I'll have a girlfriend na till the next red-moon (I no even sabi when e go show)🤣🙃🤭

Today is another Monday, God safe us from red market this week again o🤣🤣🤣

Siri, how you dey? Oya play me "Ade ori okin" by K1.

 

Cheers from trendypaw ❤️🥂