FIRST LAW OF FORNICATION (the Devils Masterclass)

April 27, 2021

According to the Abrahamic religion, the fact that God had to send a lot of his prophets to humans so they might be saved from hell, and even to the extent of sacrificing his only begotten son (at least that's what the Bible teaches) instead of killing satan once and for all is a deep case to understand (no be today story sha 👹🙃🤭). Lately though, I just realized why that was not so easy for God. Satan is not in flesh and blood but in spirit form which lives in people, and one of the places satan has made his headquarters is in the mind of University students (thank God say OAU na poly😒)🥺😟😒.

University is a place with a whole new level of freedom for a lot of people including the mummy's boy (especially mommy's boy🤣🤣🤣), daddy's girl, those who had to live with forced religious doctrines, those with an extreme morally strict parents, and in general; those who have just been waiting for the day to japa😂🤣🤣.

As much as I feel like talking about all of this, the truth is I may end up boring you, but as a guy in the university, I just want to ask you one question; why don't you have a chair in your room🤡👹👺?

In an average male student's room, there is a very high probability that you won't find a chair, this is not because they can't afford it, but e get reason, na the first law of fornication😀🤭😂.

One of the first points of exploration for an average university guy is to have segx, I mean, a lot of segx, and the first trick a university guy learn is to not have a chair in his room, so whenever any lady comes to visit him, they don't have a choice but to sit on the bed. Okay! That's the step one🤡🤡🤡

I know over a thousand guys in my university, and na just 3 get chair for their room; I and two other guys, and one of the two sef later drop out, and the remaining one sef later become pastor for one Church wey dey wear big coat like this (I no mention any name o🙄😏😒). My guy, once that your babe bestie no get chair for room, just lockup go find another babe. See ehn, those guys get sweet mouth, packaging po ju (team Netflix and chill🤣🤣🤭)

You wonder who teaches them these tactics but make I update you, e be like say every year, the devil himself always matriculates with them to teach them new scope😂😂😂. So, dear girls, when next a guy asks you to come visit him, remember to always ask; do you have a chair? If he does, he's the man, but if he doesn't, run, I repeat; run!