VIRTUAL CRUISE FRIDAY

• I went to church on Sunday (first or not first this year e no concern you😋😎😇), 
• I met this amazing cute looking short babe on Monday (don't ask me if we're dating, we sha meet that's all you need to know), 
• OAU announced the long awaited resumption on Tuesday ("virtual or goal-goal" ko kan mi, i sha know me I'm in Ife already 🤭🤣🤣🤣), 
• Joe Biden was sworn in on Wednesday, and trump never still accept defeat (although e no too concern me, but other Nigerians no gree hear say e no too concern us, na so dem dey celebrate am like "new yam festival🙄🤔😒)... 
• What happened on thursday sef? Oh! Bitcoin and it associate altcoins started their decline (I'm still in pains🥺🥺😒, no bill anybody wey dey trade now o, dem fit block you... Send us money instead, we are broke🥺🤭). 

Now it Friday, thinking about the fact that I'm still alive sha, hail and healthy. All I can think of right now is a song; "🎶when the spirit of the Lord is upon my soul, (I know you will say "I will dance like David danced") I will catch cruise till Monday 😋😀😇🎶

Amen?😎

Now that OAU has announced resumption, even though virtually, what's the way forward? (I'm not talking about your academics o, if you like fail, wetin be my own😀🤣🤣🤣🤭) I'm talking about the unfinished businesses (you don't know abourrit);

How you and your landlord wan take settle una fight like this? 

I even heard some landlords don dey serve "quit notice" already (wahala🤣🤣🤣🤣) 

Which lie will you tell your parents now that will make dem release you?

Have you forgotten your mommy knows your department HOD? (OAU did not say they will give you free intecu, so don't lie rara🤣🤣🤣)

You think we have forgotten the anonymous message you wrote that time?

OAU is resuming virtually for just a small time, God will still punish you when we resume physically, (even if we no resume physical, you go sha come write test and exam? Iya shi ma je e🤣🤣🤣)

You can start spending that money you want to come and use to oppress us before, and all those ashluxe too, start wearing them, na online class we dey do now😀🤣🤭 

Awon waray, they don't know we serve a living God 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

All of una wey don get belle too, you can go and do Thanksgiving now 

Although una go still cast one day, but congratulations you're free from those poking eyes now🤭🤣😋

If we're dating before, please repeat after me; "I am now single😎"

Although some of una no dey go anywhere when we see, but till then, make nobody stress me with long distance relationship 🤣🤭😀

Amen?😎

my attention has even been drawn to one thing sef, how many of you guys can still spell "paradigm" "obliterate" "feud" "faeces" "bizarre" "accommodate" "liaison" "millennium" without the help of autocorrect? Do you still remember it is pronounced "febry" but spelt "February", "asma" na nko that's spelt "asthma"?... Wo! Una go see shege🤣🤣🤣 I just want to remind you that the whole of lectures may be virtual, but tests and exams are physical i.e you and paper and your eleda (no autocorrect, hope your eleda will not sleep sha🤣🤭🤣🤣). I for advice you make you go buy spelling book now, but you will tell me you're a big boy/big girl.

Oh! Before I forget too, 🎶Valentine is coming, where's your boyfriend🎶 "be nice to people" you will not hear, now nobody is sending you good morning text, no "baby, do you want chocolate?"... You can't even do "awwn" genuinely again, "lonely human being" (nobody should enter my Deehem o, what makes you think I don't have a girlfriend?🙄😒😏) let me just advice you, life is all about steal or have yours be stolen (a word they say is enough for the wise 😎). If you like still don't take my advice🥂😀😎😇

Amen?

Till Monday, when we'll be meeting again, remember; "though shall not depart from thy cruise way"... Amen!?