PICK TWO (A TUNDE EDNUT STORY)

A Yoruba adage once says "Iyán ogún odún shi le jóni lówó", that is "a pounded yam that has been made twenty years ago can still burn". Well, I don't know how true that one is sha😀🤣🤭, but the truth of the matter is "an issue long gone can still come back to make your life a living hell". As much as I always find proverbs and adages funny, I think this one is apt asf, because we don't know who exactly Tunde Ednut offended (or maybe we do 🤣🤣🤣) but his account has been suspended for the second time after less than a week he created another one. E shock you?😀😎 Oya let me update you.

In case you don't know Tunde Ednut, he is a popular controversial instagram blogger, known for having issues with many Nigerian celebrities. Instablog would been the one with the crown of most controversial, but the difference between him and instablog is that; while instablog account is still having the luxury of anonymity, Tunde is all over his own account, with his pictures all over the internet. But uncle Tunde will not calm down, as he is dissing Wizkid (even though he himself used to be a talentless singer), he will be casting sister/brother Bobrisky, but I guess he did one too much with uncle Speedy Darlington. Hmmmm! Check this out

"Knowing when to run in a battle is the identity of a great warrior" is what they say o, but I guess Brother Tunde no dey hear word. Sheybi if you no wan resign, na why dem create retirement.  So, after a lot of fight here and there, Uncle Mark of instagram decided to send Tunde Ednut packing. And that was end of case one. 

But just as his name sounds, brother Tunde get coconut head, so he decided to create another account. But since he had more than 2Million followers on his previous account before he got sent packing, he decided to hasten his journey to a million follower this time, with a promise of a million naira to one of his followers when he gets to 1million follower, I heard he also promised a car too🤣🤣🤭. "Old habits never really leaves" they say right? well, I'm here to tell you it's true🤭🤣🤣🤣. Immediately Tunde got back, he returned to his ways of dissing celebrities, particularly Wizkid, he even use a line from that song wizkid said "amina mina mina mina" (or something like that sha😀🤭) but what Tunde did not know is that, there's still "the curse of Darlington"

Everything was looking all good, even Mr macaroni (the comedian) gave him a shout-out and adviced him to be nice to people this time (although he later deleted the video that one did for him🤣🤣🤣), and in less than 13hours of opening, king Tunde Ednut (like he chooses to call himself) already had over 500,000 followers (eeeeei! Even me sef shock). So, on Tuesday, Tunde Ednut finally got the 1million followers he was waiting for, and gave out 1million naira to one of his fan (he should have kept the money 🙄🤔😒). "If you're walking in a market place, don't throw stone" is what they say o, that's because it might hit someone close to you, but in uncle Tunde's case, it's because it will hit a palm tree and come back to hit his coconut head🤣🤣🤣. You know that wicked moment when you're playing a game of WHOT, and you're down to your last card, then someone suddenly gives you "pick two"🤣🤣🤣? That's what Jack did to Tunde Ednut. He gave someone 1million on Tuesday, and jack suspended his new account again. What a world🤭😀🤣! E be what? E be tingx!🤣🤣🤣

Òpin òrò náà re (here is the foot of the words)😎; be careful who you offend, because not everybody accepts sorry, some people believe in an eye for an eye. So, if you no wan loose eye, no take someone else's eye🤣🤣🤣🤣. Now that speedy Darlington or whoever is doing brother Tunde now has his time, we don't know how many account he will open till jack stops suspending him. In my own opinion tho, I think he should just change his name to "Razaki Mouthbeans", abi ki le feel🤣🤣🤣... Till then sha, Ó dàbò (bye😎)🏃🏃🏃🏃

Siri dinur wantu come back o, he is now farming 🤣🤣🤣

Oya! Audify, play me "pakurumo" by Wizkid.

Lemme go back to my meta trader, maybe today go sweet😎😋