Mi O Ti Ri Alertiii (I've not received the alert)😰😱

Well, just as I 8-2 admit it, as my other gang members have resumed work with new posts, I also 1-2 resume too.


And with the exploit of Aunty Bamms from yday on the 🐦 app, I had no other reason not to be here.

You are still reading through trying to find out, "Why the title?" If you know Aunty Bamms, you would understand already.

Well, it happened that clout has become one of the cheapest things to find online these days. Yet some people still decide to pay for it. And if you ask me, I think that ko necksesstree!

If you've heard of the "Anon do your thing" phrase, then you've definitely been somewhere near the scene of at least one of these incidences.

However, another case of it came up yday.

One Aunty Bamms, all of a sudden, decided to chase clout by telling us that she received an alert of 625k from an anonymous person who DMed her shortly after she tweeted, "Anon, I want a wig."


Uhmmm...E B Things!

 But then, breeze blew, and we all saw a nude picture of the fowl's ass. LOLπŸ˜‚

She decided to post a screenshot of "the alert," and while trying to hide information of the alert as most of us would love to do, she left out the last part of the receiver's name, and we saw the word, "Empire."


Alas, Aunty Bamms just found a way of bringing Jaruma Empire into this talk. Boom! The matter turned Yam Pepper Scatter Scatter!

Aunty Bamms turned defensive like Harry Maguire (no look defendingπŸ˜‚Manchester United fans can relate), Sis. Jaruma of the lord also posted a video(that one kuku like clout herself), people on the 🐦 app as usual began to drag her like Tiger genπŸ€£πŸ˜€

Ahh! Nnkan Be!

(Things are happening)

That's one side of the story o. On another side, one "15boluwa" decided to challenge the authenticity of the alert. And to prove him wrong, Aunty Bamms asked him to drop his account details. Before anyone could say, Jack Robinson, one Barnabas from nowhere dropped an account that was obviously not for the "15boluwa" guy that challenged her. She sent 20k  this Barnabas guy.

P.S: This strange person just profited from sth he didn't know of. The account wasn't for Bro. Boluwa. The Street Is Wilding!😌😌

Aunty Bamms gave out free money for an alert she didn't receive just to chase clout. Or it is possible that this strange account number is related to her and they only used it to trick us allπŸ€”πŸ€” (That one seff dey)

Well, whichever way. All the stress she had to go through y'day wasn't necessary at all. Because of what now?😟

So, till now, Aunty Bamms has not received the alert, and as it looks, she might have just given out another 20k for clout. In these hard times. O ga o!


Well, I just said I should gist you, people, before I go and break my fast or sorry, take my breakfast. Anyone goes.

I leave you in the hands of the Odogwu1 of Africa, Burna Boy, as Siri plays me, " Onyeka."πŸ€—πŸ˜πŸš΄‍♂️

Wait first, do comment below if you enjoyed the post.

And also, comment if you want me to cook a post about these mumumumu Betway adverts Big Brother has been showing us.

For now, Shalom!πŸ€—

2 Comments

  1. Wow! Incredible. I swear I totally enjoyed every bit of it, though I didn't know anything happened on the bird app yesterday, now I do. ❤️����

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  2. That's why I am here for youπŸ˜„
    I'm glad I could help.

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