It's a known fact, that humans are generally lazy (no be today, e don tey π). We are always looking for a way to bypass stress, and when we say stress it comes in many ways, in fact for some people ehn, even thinking alone poses great stress to them π€π€ππ. I would have to go through the examples, but what good will that be? Na just stress for me tooπ. But one fascinates me lately, and that's "communication".
Passing information from one person to another seem like a simple thing to do, but when you think about it well, you're realize; some people are very poor at it. Thanks to social media, communication now seem very cheap and faster but then, even those who seems to be very good at communication are now even getting lazier than ever.
I know autocorrect has ruin some people's relationship by changing olodo to olosho, or "I wish you're here" to "I wish you're her"π€£π€£π€£ but that's not my problem.
Ladies and Gentlemen, how well can you type now without autocorrect? ππππ. Autocorrect now is our helper and in some cases our doomπππ€£π€£π€£. Any word with more than 5 letters is now a big problem to some people. Now that corona virus has even given us compulsory holiday like this, guy! Most of us no sabi anything again ( I swear my student level don almost reach zero ππππ). You think say I dey lie? Off your autocorrect and chat for one hour, you will be surprised with the blessings of coro π€£π€£π€£π€£.
I needed to check the meaning of "colo ssal" yesterday, I had to first write it with autocorrect so I can know the correct spelling before I check it in the dictionary (omo! I nearly forget say Na University I dey o) ππ€£π€£π€£. Some of you will be thinking; "this guy is just talking in the rubbish". If you want to know your level of damage ππ€, try transcribing an English program on radio without autocorrect (ghenghen! That's where asiri will tu π€£π€£π€£).
So now I have jejeli stick with pidgin English till school resumes and maybe my student level can increase, since at least with pidgin English, there is NO BAD ENGLISH, COMMUNICATION NA COMMUNICATION. No surprise if I no follow you speak English again o, I don tell you already π€£π€£π€£π€£.
Make I dey go jeje ππΆπΆπΆ
Siri, any music of the day? I 1-2 start going. Just put my music on shuffle play π€£π€ππ
Good morning my neighbor


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