TO ALL MY FELLOW GENTLEMEN 🤗

Hi. Good morning 🤗

Yesterday, I was roaming around the street of Twitter looking for a story to read, but guess what I found? It wasn't just a story, I found a lesson and direction for some set of people, of course, I mean MEN! 😁 Well, ladies can learn too but if you see any move from this post, just understand that the guy knows where he is going; clear and concise motive 😚

I recollect when I just joined twitter and people will warn you not to slide into DMs. I did it a few times and nothing happened until one day... 😢😢😢 (ko neccestry) So after then, I decided to try my luck and I'd already studied the lady very well. Though my intention was something else ☺☺ (think anything wey you wan think😒) I sha remember that at the end of everything, she said leemao and gave me her number and we are cool friends now 🤭😎😊

But still, Sliding into DMs has always been a major challenge for guys cos there are actually some ladies, these ones no normal, them dey ment 🙄🙄🙄 My last advice before I show you the post, don't enter DM if you are broke, e get why 😐😂

I would like to acknowledge the owner of this post from Twitter and I wouldn't change a word there. The original source and name of the thread go thus:  "HOW TO PROPERLY SLIDE INTO A LADY'S DM 101" Master Class By S. Adeniyi Ajose Esq. Twitter handle is @niggazoid

So, Let's go!!! 🚀🚀🚀

It occurs to me that most people don't understand the art behind sliding into DM's, that's why they get rejected and sometimes come to cry on the TL. From my recent findings, many guys really suck at this and they are giving us a bad name.  Here are some tips to help you.

1. Stop sliding into the DM with certain words like "Hey dear", "pretty damsel".it's frankly annoying. If you don't know what to say, a simple "Good Morning, how are you doing today?" will suffice. Also, please do not abbreviate. No girl wants to see "Xup, hw u doin?".

2. Don't go DMing random ladies you haven't flowed with on the TL before.. Most ladies look at your avi if it's recognisable or your handle. If it's foreign to them, they might not reply. It's best to at least banter on the TL once or twice before sliding in.

3. Be creative. Don't be predictable. Good morning is okay but it's boring. You won't get her attention with "good morning?."

If you have been engaging each other on the TL previously, you can say something like "It will be criminal if I don't continue the conversation here Grinning face with smiling eyes" this will definitely make her smile a bit which makes it easier to continue with the conversation. 

Don't just type Hi or Hello or Hey without following it up with something. They are probably getting 30 of such messages. Make it catchy and she will click on it.

4. DON'T ASK FOR PICTURES. It ruins shit. If you want to see more of her in order to make an informed decision about her beauty and physical endowment, say something like " it seems I've seen you on Instagram, what's your Instagram handle?" then go and check pictures. Simple!

5. Know how to carry a conversation and the appropriate things to say.  You can't be saying "baby" "my love" when you just started talking. You also can't be talking dirty except she has given you the vibe either from the TL or there. Know how to read the other party.

Don't say, "tell me about yourself" Say, "well, I want to get to know you more but let me tell you a bit about myself though" This way, you have given her a format to follow and the conversation will flow naturally from there.

6. Watch when you text to get a good conversation going. Don't text in the afternoon except you see she's active on twitter. People have jobs If you want to Slide in and get the ball rolling, target after 4 pm or in the afternoon (if it appears that she's active at the time).

7. The worst time to DM a lady is when her photo blows up. Man! You got to use your sense.

Once you see a hot picture with numerous engagements, best believe there are over 100 thirsty guys saying rubbish. Don't DM. It will get lost in the rubble. Wait till the fame dies down.

Also, make sure she follows you before you DM. You can even say "kfb" in the TL because if she doesn't, it will fall into requests. Most of them don't accept the message requests. Do your research, DM before she blows.

8. Have self-respect as a Man. You are a Man. Once you text twice and you don't get a reply over a span of 5days, delete that shit and move on like it never happened. You win some, you lose some.  Don't go writing "hello" 77 times in someone's DM and end up on @SubDeliveryZone.

9. DM within your League and social circle. I won't DM some people because I know thEy want money and I don't have money. Respect yourself. You know some want marriage, if you don't want, don't DM. They will assess you and probably never answer.

However, this is not to say that you should be scared about DMing ladies with plenty followers. DM them! Nothing dey happen. They are normal people, just with plenty followers. If you engage them well, they can las las fall in love, gba be.

Don't be too quick to ask for number. Let it flow naturally. You can also say something like " too bad Twitter doesn't have an audio feature, would really love to hear your voice"

Then ask 👌🏾

THIS IS NOT ON THE FIRST DAY OH

Finally, Don't insult a lady because she doesn't want to chat with you. Be a gentleman and take your L in peace. No silly talks about Shiloh or the likes. Also, and I cannot emphasize this enough., DON'T SEND DICK PICTURES. HAVE SOME SELF RESPECT FOR YOURSELF.

If you have learned something from this thread, then you shouldn't forget to follow twitter.com/niggazoid on Twitter. Follow me too sha twitter.com/inioluwafeolami 😅😊🤗✌🏽❤

Southpaw and Obakhafre mustn't see this post 😒😒 all the babes on twitter won't rest again. Anyways my people, have a nice day ❤😚☺