NA ME FUCK UP💔🤕
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Sometimes, I just sit back and wonder why I decided to settle some matter when the matter no join me.🤔 That awkward feeling hits differently when you carry shame come back.😔😪
Sometimes, no be even mata, I wan settle. Sometimes, na just sey I wan "pity" one local girl for my area. I wan give her small "enlightenment."🤗😎 Then she sef will make me understand sey I fuck up! 😐😏😒
Local girl, wey, I wan pity. If no be COVID, wey cause rubbish seff. Me, Odindin Agba Awo of Ife (Translation won't do justice)🤥
Well, to cut the story short, the gist deh somehow seff. I got really bored at home and felt distanced from my flirting skills since I was feeling it on Whatsapp no more. So, I decided to do it physically, laikahdu back in the states (state of Osun)🤧😎😎
So, I met this lady on my street. Calling her a girl will be disrespectful, abi?🙄
So, she no bad sha. Looks-wise. But, this time, to be very blunt, I wasn't looking for being smart or having a class and taste of her own. I only wanted the looks, sweet lips, and above all, confam brezz and ass😌😋. You know? Every good thing on the seductive side.😇😉
That was the side I fuck up gangan💔
So, I planned to approach her any day me and her enter setting wey no go cast my parole.🙈
But you know what they say, Bad Man Proposes, But Life Disposes! (Actually nobody says that. lol😹)😠
The day I was supposed to "word her," she passed by my crib with her kid brother, I stopped her with a pickup line I would not want to cast here🤐(any interested guy can reach out to me via email) But, the reaction I got wasn't the best.
E be like sey, aunty no dig! 😏😏
It was at that point I knew I fucked up.
I decided to change tactics and tread the raz lane, but again, she was lagging. With all the iPhone, designers, and all the booty effect, this aunty couldn't flow. Omo! I fuck up, sha.
Immediately, I changed the narrative ojere. I cannot cast for this kinda thing now? I just told her that her brother acted rudely towards me the previous day, and she should warn him. I obviously said that in Yoruba so she would not have me re-explain.
Fast forward to present-day events; this aunty now gives me that " He once toasted me" kind of look. Plus, the Boda respect I used to enjoy just vanished like that because of common Toto wey I no still collect!
Omo! Na me fuck up!!😭💔🤧
DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A STORY OF "SOMEONE I KNOW."
3 Comments
E get this girl wey I dey look for this street, holy spirit dey use style tell me say make I no near am, e get why.
ReplyDelete💔😭
ReplyDeleteBrother, abort mission.I repeat, abort mission!
ReplyDeleteI gats watch out for a brother. Anything wey fit bring me down to pure pigin post, brother, E B Things!
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