I AM NOT AN INDOMIE GENERATION

Growing up was one of the best part of my life. Not because my parents were as rich as dangote, nor because I had a perfect life, as a matter of fact, none of that was true. But, I had an awesome childhood because I had all the experience there is, to last me a lifetime. Most of which when I still remember today, I smile, at times I even laugh out loud.
Most of my experience, growing up were from stories, fictions, plays and many other things children of this indomie generation won't relate with (boring people 😀🤣🤣😂). Oya let me start a list so you can easily judge yourself 🤣😆😉

Nigeria vs India
For every child born in the 90s, one story you'll never forget is the story of the Nigeria vs India; 99 - 1. It was so interesting that you'll confidently tell the story outside of how the ball was turning to lion head, shots coming with fire, balls turning into 2 and ultimately how okpwaraji score the only goal for Nigeria and ended up being what killed him 😆😆😆😂. Turns out it was all a lie tho, but who cares, we really enjoyed the story back then. I'll still tell my children the story too tho, I can't be the only one that will go through that 😆😂🤣.

Moonlight story
When Nigeria was still good (argue with your blood cell 😆😃💁), one of the things that gives us happiness and joy is that story the elders in the house usually tell us. Those tales, renditions and fable about ijapa (tortoise) and yanibo (tortoise wife) is one that will give you natural happiness, but unfortunately na inside book una dey read an this day 🤣🤣😂. 
Play
I don't want to make the list too long, but one I'll never omit from my list is those plays we had growing up. Did you do tenten? as a guy did you play table soccer and cut all you button 🤣😂🤣? did you build sand castle 🤭😋🙃? Did you do police and thief (did you always die when they kill you?🤭😂😆)? And ultimately did you play daddy and mummy? Girls Ava naw, is that your sweater baby grown up now 🤭😃😂? We're were absolute Nigerian then, because you'll find this plays the same everywhere you go.
But now, everyone now has a phone, even primary 2 shidren 😃😆😀. When I was in primary 2, the only thing I had was memories 😂🤣🤣 and friends.
I know I'm bringing back a lot of memories to the real Nigerians. But, since the rest of you canur even relate, go and collect your memory from indomie 😀😀😂.
Since Siri is back, oya Siri play me bad energy Faraway by skepta and Wizkid.
Let's me go and smile small from this memories I brought back for myself 🥰🤭😊
Oya share some memories in the comment box or in my DM

9 Comments

  1. UnknownJuly 10, 2020 at 9:17 AM

    🤣🤣💪💪

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  2. SouthpawJuly 10, 2020 at 9:20 AM

    Omo!!!! Kani me I'm Daddy and you, you're mummy. Kani I'll now go to work.😁😁😁😁😁
    Memoriesssssssss😉😊

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    1. Mr. GideonJuly 14, 2020 at 11:02 AM

      Bro.
      U did everything those days
      Did u also cook food then😁😁😁😁

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  3. TmarvelJuly 10, 2020 at 9:25 AM

    I know you can never fall my hand paddy
    Funny asf��

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  4. TellymooreJuly 10, 2020 at 9:26 AM

    My sweater baby still suck breast jare. Siri suppose play, Go back to the start by Adekunle Gold. Shey una know sisi Pele be, baba dudu... Baew nko����. Tru Nigerian��✌️

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  5. UnknownJuly 10, 2020 at 10:04 AM

    Chai, my brother. Everything don change oo. Gone are those days we used to play with pant inside rain

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  6. SlimamyJuly 10, 2020 at 10:16 AM

    Nice❤

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  7. UnknownJuly 13, 2020 at 5:21 PM

    Who is in the garden?
    A little fine Khafre
    😂😂😂
    Can I come and see him
    No no no
    Follow me a little girl

    Memories brought back

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  8. Mr. GideonJuly 14, 2020 at 11:00 AM

    Omo....those days are just full of fun
    Daddy and mummy rubbing something together ..police will kill the theif, the theif will refuse to die
    Do you roll bike tyre?

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