Hello dear foodies 😋, first, I'm so sorry, I was really busy last week tryna get some things done here and there and time wasn't really on my side. 

I hope I'm forgiven 🥺 🥺 (that's if you were expecting a content from me last week 😏.)

Anyway, I have got something special for you today. You know how you always stare at those cookies (either the cheap ones or expensive ones) and wonder how one actually make such goodness. 

It's mouth watering, crunchy, and amazing at the same time especially Maryland cookies here in Nigeria 😍😋.

You know what I'm talking about, right🤔? If you don't know what milky cookies are let me give you a glimpse (hehehe 😈😂👇)...

Looking good, right? E remain for you to chop it through ya fone... haha 😂. Oya be calming down o, what if I tell you that you (yes you😏) you can also make it?

No worry it's FREE, EASY AND, AFFORDABLE😉! 

You up for it😏? 

Oya, let's get cooking baby!!! 

Okay, first of all, go to any near by market that sell baking things and get the things listed below.

1) Flour - 500/550 (gongo/derica)

2) Sachet Butter - 300 (1)

3) Milk Flavour Powder - 100 (1)

4) Sugar - 250

5) Vanilla Extract (optional) - 300

6) Chocolate Chips (optional) -550

Total: 1150 🤯 (me myself shock o😲.)

You don buy am? Haha, okay 😁😁. 

1) Get a clean bowl, put 2 small, sizeable cups of flour into it.

2) Add half of that small cup (no go use big  jog/cup o) of Sugar. 

3) Put tiny drops of vanilla extract (3 drops.)

4) Then add half of that milk flavour powder into it. 

5) Then squeeze out half of the 250 grams of butter into the bowl. That is 125 g of butter. 

6) Add a pinch of salt (me I don't know why this one is needed but sha add it, ok😂?)

7) Finally, wash your hands well and start mixing those ingredients together.

If it doesn't mix completely add drops of water to it until it forms and looks like a whole dough.

Once you're done, find a flat, neat surface for rolling the dough (not the floor please😒).

Found it? Ok, now get a rolling pin (if you don't have then get a cup or a strong bottle) 

Now, sprinkle some flour on that surface put a part of the dough on it, get a sheet of paper and put it on the cookie dough in order to avoid it from sticking and also to avoid too much flour on it.

Start rolling, not too far (cause it won't rise) and not too thick (cause it won't taste so good.) 

Then, get a small cup or your cookie cutter if you have one, and cut them out into the shapes you like and set on the oven pan for baking. 

But, If you no get oven as student or other reasons, then, get a pot fill it halfway with salt, cut out two sheets of paper and make sure they fit and enter into the pot completely.

Once you've done that, set the gas to its lowest level, heat it up, then put the cookies on the paper that is already on the salt in the pot. Don't forget to cover the pot afterwards.

Dear foodie 😋, how are you doing today? Honestly, I have missed you and have being waiting so long to bring this wonderful content to you.

As the world at large have or has approached the rainy seasons, every now and then the rain may pour either heavily or lightly, either way it's good for you and I and the crops.

But during these times, it's hard for one not to catch a cold, get catarrh and cough and some other body pains. And that is not just good for your health and daily activities.

In other to be the next BILLIONAIRE person, you need all the strength you can muster 😉💪.

 

DO YOU KNOW eating a good, healthy food can help you fight against cold, fever and other sicknesses that come with the cold?

So, you don't have to always take all sort of drugs in order to do so again (except need be🤧).

 

HOWEVER, BEFORE I BEGIN, WHAT KINDS OF FOODS DO YOU PREFER EATING DURING THIS PERIOD (feel free to drop it in the comments section below)?

 

THANK YOU (bows😁❤️.)

5 DELICIOUS MEALS FOR YOUR "WEATHER FOR TWO😏😉" DAYS.

😊 However, you may choose to by yourself and your plate of deliciousness through the weather. Just make sure you enjoy yourself and stay healthy 😏.

NOTE: This list is based on the preference of others, you may or may not like it.

~ INDOMIE PEPPER SOUP

Oh, the name says it all, this is my all time favorite and that's why it came first. However, you may not like it that much. 

All you need to do is prepare your indomie with whatever protein you like and however you like it to be but this time make sure to add extra water (not too much) and put enough pepper (for the heat and taste). And ENJOY!

~ BREAD AND TEA

You see, anything hot and peppery is the game! That's all you need!

Some may prefer,something sweet but hot, and tea with bread and other side meals, is what they turn to.

This is very good too. It will warm you up and keep your body system warm too. And it safes time as well!

~ ÁMÁLÁ TÒ GBO NA PELU EWEDU ATÍ ATA DIN DIN  PELU OGUNFE (YAM FLOUR AND GREEN LEAF WITH PEPPER STEW AND GOAT MEAT😋😋😋)

This is an all time favorite for most Yoruba people and even myself (even though I'm not a Yoruba person) 😁. Although, it may not always be completely prepared and available, However, you can make do with what you have.

Eat and enjoy! Eat like no one's watching!

This meal is good because, as you're eating everything hot, you'll be sweating, plus the pepper stew, your nose will be crying for helping and dripping but your body will not even feel the weather.

You might not even be aware that the rain is still pouring because you would be enjoying yourself to the FULLEST 😏.

 

~ AKARA AND PAP/OGI (BEAN CAKE AND GROUNDED CORN)

 

This picture reminds me so much of "those days" (especially how the milk just settled on top😂😂😋) when I still used to eat this exact meal, every Saturday after morning work/sanitation.  Although now I don't do that anymore because I have come to dislike pap plus other reasons beat known to me🤦😁.

Immediately after consuming it, you may feel kinda heavy and then you'll just sleep off.

Ahh, your body will never remain the same (positively though) 😂😋😍!

 

~ HOT JOLLOF RICE

You know how this will surely end up, right? In tummy town😂😋🤸💯!

However, don't stress yourself, do what you can do and stay healthy!

Don't forget to put enough pepper in your jollof rice, you can never go wrong with pepper, or can you 😏🤧?

 

Have a nice day and week ahead!

Stay healthy, stay happy and Strong 💪❤️!

Till next week 😘!

 

p.s. Because I say pepper, no go kill yourself on top that am o. Do wetin you fit finish, and IGBADUN AYE💃💯😂🤸!

English is hard I dey tell you - believe me. Using a grammar not native to your language and trying to sound as perfect as a native speaker is a daunting task (forget the grammar, I mean hard work). First there is the problem of proper grammar use, then you graduate into facing another problem is phonetics, then semantics of the word, and from there to thinking you need to make it sound sweet and hence graduate into the finally and craziest problem; diction. Just as if all of this are not problematic enough, then came the little brothers of this other problems - the -nyms; particularly homonyms and synonyms. Oya let me start from the top so even you sef will see that English is hard🤣🤣🤣🤣🤭

First there are the group of lesser English speaker who uses "am" for "I'm". Well, I couldn't blame them much abi you sef think am, this two words sounds alike when pronounce in a sentence😒😒🙄. I use to correct those who make this mistake until the day I saw even "Elon musk" and "Donald Trump" make the same mistake in their tweet. Omo! I just lock up say this one na psychology condition not even the pope can cure it 🤣🤣🤣. But grammar has some forgivable sins and some well, let's sha say sins that will say it's the kinda sin that will make the next man laugh. e.g "I are here"🙄🤔, "I was the one who forgived you"🥺🌚, "were me the one?"🥺🥺 and so one. If you think wrong grammar use is bad, try sitting close to someone who uses wrong pronunciation all the time🤣🤣🤣 

oya quick test, even you sef try pronouncing the following; rural, hyperbole, sixth, comfortable, deteriorate, cavalry, explicit, February, Library, Floccinaucinihilipilification (the long spelling is as worthless as it's meaning🤣🤣🤣). Okay are you done embarrassing yourself?🙄🙄🙄, Here is the correct pronunciation of those words

Rural - /Roo r-uh/

Hyperbole - /hy-pur-buh-lee/

Sixth - /siksth/

Comfortable - /kuhm-fer-tuh-buh/

Deteriorate - /dih-teer-ee-uh-reyt/

Cavalry - /kav-uh l-ree/

Explicit - /ik-splis-it/

February - /Feb-roo-er-ee/

Library - /Lahy-brer-ee/

Floccinaucinihilipilification - /flok-suh-naw-suh-nahy-hil-uh-pil-uh-fi-key-shuh n/ (okay bye🤣🤣🤣🤣)

The summary of these pronunciation issh is that, na all of us guilty pah? Still think English no hard abi?

Let me drop some disappointment panda issh on you really quick. I bet there are at least 5 words in common use that even you use regularly and it's semantically wrongly used. Don't believe? Oya tell me the meaning of the following; Bogus, irregardless, infamous, conversate, vex(oh! You think say na pidgin?🤣🤣🤣), ultimate, chronic... I know now you have finally realized you don't even know the meaning of this words, you just use them🤣🤣🤣🤣. Okay here's a tip to help you

Bogus simply means fake

Irregardless is not even a correct English word, just stop using it.🙄🙄🙄

Infamous simply meant that you are popular for a negative reason🌚🌚🌚

Conversate is a wrong word in the context of conversation 🙄🙄🙄

Whatever you are using vex for, it is correct. I just want to tell you that it's not a pidgin word, it's a correct english word.🥂😎

Ultimate does not necessarily mean best, it just meant last on the list.

Chronic is not attached to pain, it simply means that that thing has been happening for a long time.🚶🚶🚶

The craziest part of English where wahala always happens is always in the use of homonyms (i.e words that are spelt or sounds the same way but meant different things) e.g minute and minute🤣🤣🤣 and synonyms (words that are spelt differently but meant the same thing) e.g baffles and confuse. If I start to talk about this one's ehn, I go write two thousand words and e go bore you. Me I don tire already. E be like say na Yoruba I go start to dey use write my blog post from tomorrow 🤣🤣🤣 wo, I dey go jare.

Hey Siri, play me "I'm walking away" by Craig David. Me I canur coman go and die o

Au revoir 😎 

If I can take you down memory lane on a Monday, trust me, it will definitely be on a journey down to kuvuki land - the home of Mr Bones.  Mr Bones is unarguably one of the funniest movies I've seen in my entire days growing up. Well, I know some of you were not even born yet when it was produced🤭😋🤣🤣 but trust me only if you live in a home where they don't use TV will you not have gotten to see it🤣🤣🤣

It's Monday and I know the pressure are high already but how about we ease that pressure with a journey down to kuvuki land😎🥂🤍

In an average African home, the craziness is always about the man having a son that can inherit his property or let's sha say continue the lineage. On our journey to kuvuki land, the story is of a king who had 15 wives and 17 children but, no son🤣🤭 (you guessed right, he's always mad about that 🤣🤣🤣). The movie started with the craziest of a scene; the king who smokes shit (e be like say you no understand, the king smokes dry faeces🤣🤣🤣). How you wan take get son when you smoke dry poop? Eeew! Whereas bones was a child (son) the king had adopted from a plane crash site. Well, in Africa you need bravery to win literally everything - including hearts. Let's just say the baby bones won the king's heart as a baby. Well, if you insisted on knowing how, it's by releasing a very smelly fart that sent even the lion away🤭🤣🤭.

 

"Be brave like a lion and humble like a duka" if you know this line, I bet you're laughing right now 🤣🤣🤣. There are many scenes in the movie that keep making you wonder if you're seeing a movie or a comedy show; well, it's more of a mixture of comedy and drama🤣🤣🤣. No matter how hard you try to forget the movie, some scene never leave your head

Remember Vince lee who tried to play with a doll lion, only to find out it's a real lion🤣🤣

"TOiLET" I bet without reminding you, you remember already🤣🤣🤣

Without thinking about it, personally the favorite character I can easily think of in the movie is pudbedder. Oh! You can't remember? He's the fat guy ( the real prince)🤣🤣🤣. There is foolishness and there are people abuse the privilege to be foolish. He had started his foolishness since the beginning of the movie

First by trying to kiss the earth and ending up kissing an already chewed gum on the floor 🥺🥺🥺

Then not listening to simple instruction which landed him in the hospital when the pig fell on him

Oh! He drank laxative voluntarily 🤣🤣🤣

"Kuvuki land, is it near, near? Or is it faaaaaaar?"🤣🤣🤣

That doesn't mean Vince wasn't stupid at some point too though (the waray almost killed the king🤣🤣🤣). The part that will always be funny to me was when he just got to kuvuki land. Think about it too, you just got to a place and everyone you meet keep slapping you (baba change am ni once🤣🤣🤣). If you're in Rome behave like the Romans they say yeah? But what if trying to behave like the Romans make you look like a Greek 🤣🤣🤣 "Attack like a cow and feed the duka a coconut" okay🤔🙄🤣🤣🤣🤣. Mr Bones is a movie that sticks to your memory for it's comedy, dialogue and the beautiful dramatic progression, trust me it's worth the storage space.

It's another Monday and a good day to he happy. King Tsonga found his prince already, so, back to the street, remember the bag is the goal. Cheers to the Monday

Hey Siri, play me "imaka, izura igwaragwara" by kuvuki land mass choir🤣🤣🤣

Bai😘🥰💛

Big Brother Naija is back. Although I'm still trying to understand the rationale behind the reality show, I mean you just pack some people in the same house feeding them and at the end of the day you announce a winner? Like how na😒😒🤔🙄... Well, today is not the day for that and what you simply need to understand is that it has started again this year 😋😎😎. Just like it has been for the past years, it starts with the reunion of the last set on a 30minute show everyday and this year things have been happening🤭🤭🤣. Omo! E be things on a strong note🤣🤣🤣🤭

I hardly sit in front of tv for a long time (well, comedy show is an exception sha🤭🤭🤣😋), that's why you'll never find me in a viewing centre watching football. Reason; I get bored easily 😒😒😒. This year's BBnaija has been different though, we've been having a lot of bombshell. I didn't start with watching it though (well, I still don't understand it yet) but my WhatsApp contact won't let me rest every evening with their status (like, eyin people yi e calm down na😒😒😒). So, I finally decided to watch it too two days ago and the first thing I heard was "I came outside to shill"; like wo! Wo! Wo! Omo! E be like say this thing dey sweet o🤣🤣🤣

I've since tried to check the previous days and the only thing I could say is; e be things🤣🤭🤣. I don't understand yet, but I think the theme of this year's reunion is "celebration of profanity"🤣🤣🤣😋 Well, it wouldn't have been so until Dora decided to tell us of her microphone service to the Nigerian lord Baelish (Brighto)🤣🤣🤣. Funny thing though she then confessed of being pained after Brighto acted as if nothing happened the next morning after receiving a microphone job from madame Dorathy🤣🤣🤭. Okay enough of the microphone thing jare; na blowjob dem give brother Brighto. I'm still confused though because; how dare Brighto act as if nothing happened the previous night? he couldn't even wake up the next morning to go and thank sister Dora for the sucking service🤭🤭🤣 I mean something like;

Thank you for the blowjob yesterday; Abi, writing in block letter in not less than 500words describing how heavenly the feeling was; or simply announcing to the housemates that they should help him thank aunty Dora for sucking his something something 🤣🤣🤣.

I thought it will end with Dora, omo! Ashey people get many receipt for folder🤔😎😋 next came from Aunty Ka3na who claimed she dragged our brother Praise to her bed to have liberal penetration (okay, sex 😋🤭🤭) and uncle did not last five-seconds... No na!!!😭😭😭. Okay leave the sex thing first; omo, you hear her English? That diction and grammar can make you drop in 3seconds🤣🤣🤣 maybe na osapa London she dey stay sha because that diction sounds British but I no sure say na the one wey dey abroad (na homemade  British English e go be🤣🤣🤣). 

Since the beginning of the reunion, I've been hearing a lot of gbasgbos. Well, it's expected since most of them had to pretend they were good people during the course of the reality show, but now is their time to shine; biggie can't even tell anyone to leave the house again 🤭🤭🤣🤣. In fact sef, I heard Lucy even slapped one aboki (oh! Sorry, Kaisha🤣🤭) yesterday; prince and neo almost enter one trouser some days ago; a lot of profane words like "fuck", "shit", "blowjob", "sex" and some other words the broadcasting company thing it's wrong (well, na normal words to us sha🤭🤣🤣😋) had been repeated many times than the word God😋😋😋. Someone should please check Kiddwaya's diaper though. But till Monday, I leave you in the hands of my padi's weekend cruise.

Oya Siri let's go on a weekend cruise, play me "Feeling" by Ladipoe ft Buju

Baibai😎😎🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶

Hello foodies😋😋!!!

When I was in Sunday school, all o wanted from life was to live a righteous life and earn myself the ultimate paradise our teacher kept telling us about. Fast forward to today, well, you already know how that turned out 🤣🤣🤣🤣... But one thing I know is that I didn't just give up it all began with my primary school teacher. There's this man in my church that has the habit of always saying "all sins are equal" no matter what topic he had been given to talk about, he'll always end up with "all sins are equal". See ehn, once you have someone who keep reminding you of your possibility to go to hell (particularly someone like me whose primary goal was to make heaven🤭🤣🤣🤭) you automatically start searching yourself to know if you're still on track. I have long given up and adopted the principle of grace since the day I realized my primary school teacher had mad me sin😥😥😭😭🥺.

 

Like every other average Nigerian child in primary school, my English teacher insisted I had a brother in the abroad and I must write a letter to him🤣🤣🤣🤣. Remember, that man said all sins are equal right? Yeah, lying is one of the equal sins🥺🥺🥺🌚. The most annoying thing as at that time was what were made to write about; 

And some other another topics like wtf na!... See ehn, later in my growth (after I had given up🤭🤭🤭) I realized that since all sins are equal, if you're lie, why don't you lie honorably. 

 

So, I imagine if all of those years had been about writing to my brother in the abroad about;

We should have known that we were using that primary school days to intern as a Geeboy. Life would have been much easier now, at least we would learnt something from school🤣🤣🤣

Omo! Now is when I need that my brother in the abroad o, I wish there was a way I could get through to him but the egbon don change address😒😒😒🚶🚶

Hey Siri! Play me "laugh now, cry later" by Drake.

Make I go find my brother address🚶🚶🚶🚶