Last year was the year of the great lockdown. Well, to me it's more like a year of the great fayolence π... People wake up and choose fayolence, that's why it's easy to start the "ENDSARS", "THE GREAT PALLIATIVE BURST" and a host of other fayolence related movement. Although, this are good cause and a right move in the right direction, it gradually became a way of life for some people; wake up and choose violence πππ€
Peace on the contrary gradually became a boring thing (who even still wants that?), and with the way of life of an average Nigerian, violence became a default mode. You think say I dey lie? okay answer this;
- Why will someone enter a danfo of 50 naira having 1k note in his pocket, ignoring how hard the bus conductor was shouting "tΓ'o bΓ nΓΓ change, mΓ‘ wolΓ© o"π€¦πΏ♂️ππ
- abi why will you urinate directly on a sign post that says "DO NOT URINATE HERE" (Even police sef dey do am shaππ€π)
- if you want to see the full fayolence state of a Nigerian, try using the Zebra-crossing recklessly (well, you'll be lucky if you loose only your legsπ€£π€£π€£)
Lockdown don finish sha, you still dey choose fayolence?ππ on a personal level, an average Nigerian is an angry man, everything pisses us off, na why;
some babes no dey even answer if you tell them they are beautiful (mama calm you angry bumbum downπππ)
everyone will always engage you in argument about who dey suffer pass (na race?ππ€£π)
if you ask a stranger a question without starting your sentence with a plea like "excuse me, abeg no vex". E be like say na you go answer the question yourself
The morning is bright today though, so instead of that fayolence, how about you wake up today and choose peace? No be everything person dey use fight so;
- if someone uses your bucket of water, just overlook it and choose peaceπ€£ππ
- your roommate remove your phone on 30% to plug his phone at 68% and even left it overnight? alaye just calm down and choose peaceπ€£π€£π€£
- oh! your sibling(s) ate the food you kept in the kitchen to eat when you get back? you go kill am? alaye maybe you should choose peace oπ€π€£
- You heard your girlfriend slept overnight in her male bestie's house? bro, I hear about am, na overnight reading she go do. just forget am and choose peaceπ€π€π€
- That oversabi Masters Student wey come supervise scatter your formation for exam hall? My brother, God pass man. Choose wetin? Peace ☮️π€π
Rise and shine my brother, life na jeje, enjoy it while you still can.π€π€π₯
I know say the fact say I dey write about peace this early momo don dey vex some people already; you people should be calming down jorππππ by the way, one girl vex me last week, so na today I wan vex my own vex. make nobody follow me talk nonsense today oπππ
hey Siri, play me "e fe ri wayray" by dj 4kerty and black Canaryππ
Me I don dey go o, odaboππππΆπΏπΆπΏπΆπΏ













