Changes are the order of nature is the popular saying, well, it is almost entirely true, atleast look at you (that baby that used to run around in panties🤣🤣🤣🤭). But the problem with changes is that while it comes easy for some people, some changed because they had to conform, whereas some don't have any interest in change until they had to be forced to change. The leaders of those in this last group of change are those people cover book on exam (yeah, you read it right😏😏😏).
I expect this to be entirely relatable because these are people you easily find in all classes; primary, secondary, and tertiary institutions. There are always atleast 1 or 2 of them in every class, which in fact you might be the one in your class (but I know you go lie🌚🌚🌚). There are generally 3 categories of student in every exam hall;
- Those who know nothing but still won't read before the exam (na people wey sit down beside dem dey suffer am sha😔😔😔)
- Those who don't read but always mind their business in the exam hall writing just whatever they know and submitting (even if whatever they know is not in the question, dem go still write am🤣🤣🤣🤭)
- Those who read in portion but believe in the power of the squad (if you know you know🤭😋😎)
- Those people that know nothing but will still cover book in the exam hall🌚🌚🌚
- Those student that always overdo; spiral binding assignment, collecting extra sheet in ordinary test, and covering book in exam hall because they want to be the only one that gets 100/100 (not in OAU sha 🤣🤣🤣)
If you fall to any of the last two groups, then this my writeup today is for you; guy, wetin be your problem?
The war is against failure not your classmates, e dey always pain me because something wey we suppose gather do get A you don use you mumu sense turn am to C for both of us, now I don wear cloth of wickedness; it is either we pass or pass. The funny thing however is that most of this people that covers book during exam no dey ever get better score at the end of the day. You know why? You are just an ordinary human being who will always make mistake (that's our program defect🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️). You know why you can't control your heartbeat or your lungs activities yourself? Because even your own brain don't trust you to keep yourself alive🤣🤣🤣
Exam will come and go, but na only exam wey you pass go go o, shey I kon look like person wey wan re write exams? Guy it is either we both pass or we fail together (fail no even dey part of the option sef😒😒😏).
This is a public service announcement;
If you sabi book and you wan cover book abeg sit atleast 20feet away from me make better person see chance sit down because if you sit down beside me and you cover book, something go do you o (or your book at least).
E be like say I don dey soft, so na wickedness I wan dey do now, and na for people wey wan cover book. Now that we have an understanding; T for Thanks, and even if you forget everything remember F for fayolence.
Hey Siri, play me "wickedness" by Erigga
Make I go drink some more fayolence tea this morning 😌🚶🚶🚶
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