BREAKFAST EXPRESS

In Nigeria today, one of the most popular slangs is "you go soon chop breakfast". Well, literally that would have meant food shey? But no, in Nigeria, it means more than that. In fact, it meant disappointment and whether you get money or you no get money; na everybody go chop am🤣😋🤭. If you are familiar with the term, I'm very sure you will be expecting me to talk about heartbreak; spoiler alert! I'm not interested. Rather, today is about all of you going into what you don't understand, and the lord sent me to you; you go soon chop breakfast😒😒😒😏
Ladies and mentlegen, our topic today is crypto. Yes, you read it right, those Bitcoin and Shiba thing that you have been hearing about that's making you think you too can become a billionaire; yes, crypto🌚🌚🌚! I know you've heard a lot about how people made money with Dogecoin, Shiba, and even how Bitcoin went from three thousand dollar in 2020 to sixty thousand dollar in 2021. My dear, you go chop wetin? breakfast! Yunno that same way your friends told you not to go into that relationship but you no listen until you chop breakfast. E be like say breakfast na your hobby🤣🤣🤣🤣
So, for some days now I've been seeing a lot of people going into crypto, all with the mindset of becoming a millionaire. It's good to be optimistic but let me tell you what you probably don't know yet; crypto will fuck you up😒😒😒. Ask from those who bought squid game last week🤣🤣🤣. You can enter the market with 100k and get out with 2k (if you think say I lie, ask those who trade shitcoins🤣🤭😌). No be say I no like you o, but I just wan tell you say you go still chop breakfast, you never chop am no mean say you no go chop😒😏. 
No be say I no like you, but I'm just opening your eyes to the reality ni o. You still don't understand what I'm talking about yeah? Oya let me help explain it;
  • If you don't have any training in trading, you go do wetin? chop breakfast
  • If you dey trade with 50k wey you suppose use pay house rent omoyami breakfast straight
  • You wan invest 20k earn 2million? My dear your own go turn brunch.
  • You dey find coin wey go do 1000% in 2days😏🌚😒? Omo! E be like say no be only breakfast you go chop, you go taste lunch sef o🤣
You sabi the rest, add am😎🤭😌😋
Let me welcome you to the breakfast express, but make I drop some advise sha before your bus bus go start, make e no be like say I dey discourage you. Oya, carry your paper and jot something down;
  1. Learn what trading is all about
  2. Even if you don't know anything, know what to buy and what not to buy, particularly, know when to sell
  3. Understanding the basics of technical analysis can save you a lot
  4. That 1000% you are looking for is only hidden in meme coins and tokens; research everyone you want before you buy it (to prevent maximum tear🤭🤣🤣)
Wo, I don dey tell you too many things, make I dey go🚶🚶🚶🚶
Hey Siri, play me "ajekun iya ni o je" by Dino Melaye😌😌
Abeg let me go and sleep😋😌
PS: I can teach you everything you need to know about crypto trading though. To learn more, click here.

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