HELLO WEEKEND

It's been a great week filled with dramas, developing story and other okoto yannis (as usual)🤣🤣😎 but one thing that's sweetest of all is that the week is over🥰💯💪🏿.  Keeping it real has been something interesting in this past few days and the stories in trend has been beautiful. 

Our developing stories started from the okoto meow meow Aunty Tope said about aunty Yinka Alaseyori it was a HOLY SUNDAY CRUISE😋😎. See ehn, till today it still baffles me that thing came from Aunty Tope, like; e kai na! The week started too sweet because it's a story many people easily connected with. Yoruba said "òkò tíabá so m'ópe l'òpé n so m'óni" i.e. it's the stone you throw at the palm tree that gets thrown back at you. Aunty Tope thought she could de-rep sister Yinka but in turn it happened that she was the one who faced the problem of de-reping... You no go believe say that simple indirect publicity by aunty Tope grew sister Yinka's Instagram, Twitter and Facebook account by almost X20. Well, let me use the word of 'Lanre Teriba (Atorise) "whoever will say nonsense so that I can blow, God let the person start saying it now" 🤣🤣🤣🤭

The week got more interesting when the news broke about Adamu Garba's Crowwe app being removed from the Google Playstore... Wait, wait, wait sef, this is the same Adamu Garba that tweeted "we won" when twitter got banned from Nigeria. I guess now "twitter won"🤣🤣🤣🤣. The week got even more interesting when Instagram also deleted his account🌚😋🤭... Guy trust me, this Adamumu guy has straight up become the number one national enemy of the Nigeria youth, particularly the ones on Twitter. The bird app community never disappoints, ladies and gentlemen the BIRD BARK🥂😎😋

I had to apologize though for not bringing you the TIWA SAVAGE VS SEYI SHEY story, Omo! That story sweet mehn. Imagine two birds or two cats shouting at themselves, cute and funny isn't it?🤣🤣🤣🤣 Well, the story was really interesting although the fight was more like Tiwa giving Seyi a non-contact ass whooping 😋🤣🤭. The story was around Seyi Shay and Victoria Kimani slut shaming Tiwa Savage in their fuck you song challenge and fast forward two years and Seyi was trying to act as if nothing happened, so Mama got a big as whooping of her life... E sweet my belle🤭🥰😋. Those babe get sweet voice sha😋😎🤭

The week almost ended in a sweet cruise, until OAU decided BREAK IS OVER😥😥😒. One thing I can categorically say now is that, no break can ever be like the great Covid break of 2020-2021. Students always look forward to break, I mean "when is the next holiday?" but with Covid, the narrative changed entirely to "when is the next resumption?" Covid or no Covid, one thing I know is that everyone now hates school, but whether you now hate school or not, Break is over and resumption is Physical.

Amen?!

Thank you for an awesome week, cheers to the weekend 💯🥂

Hey Siri, play me "Rock" by Olamide

It's gonna be a long weekend ahead of resumption 😒🤭😎

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