...AND THE BIRD BARK

June 15, 2021

There's this Yoruba adage that says; in the absence of the cat, the mouse says it wanted to become a chief. Now in this case Twitter is the Cat while Adamu Garba is the Mouse (I believe you understand already🤣🤣🤣🤣). See ehn, in all you do in life make sure you don't catch the wrong cruise, so that you don't offend the wrong set of people. But again according to another Yoruba adage; eni a wífún oba jé ó gbó (he who we did warn, may the God let him listen).

Oya let me give you the gist 😎😋.

Adamu Garba has a lot of names but the most popular one is "Adamumu Garbage" and his problem started entirely during the lockdown. To think Adamu was one of the person's who contested as a presidential candidates (ofcourse for one of those backyard parties sha🤣🤣🤣🤣) is a big insult on the intellectuality of Nigerians. The truth however is that, if there wasn't the lockdown and ultimately the ENDSARS movement, we might not have known who the idiot is afterall. And then again another idiot in disguise would have been parading himself on the surface of the former country Nigeria (now UAR according to national joke😋🤣🤣🤭). The question really is who is Adamu Garba, and why is the bird now barking?🤣🤭🤣?

Adamu Garba is a Nigeria fulani (I don't even know his state), a presidential candidates in the 2019 presidential election (although later stepped down for the present UAR president😋🤭🤣). He became an internet sensation during the ENDSARS movement this was as a result of is many nonsense. If you know Adamu, then you know one thing to be valid; he never speaks sense, hence his nickname "Adamumu Garbage". You see, the social media these days had become more of a social value, and an avenue for people to just have fun, talk about whatever they want and particularly make new friends in the social space. One thing however about a social value is that, it belongs to the community and to invoke the wrath of the community just threaten the existence of that socially valued space. That's the case of Twitter and Adamu.

During the ENDSARS movement, a lot of international bodies got involved and most of them using twitter as a medium to speak up against the atrocities of the Nigeria police and showing solidarity with the Nigeria you. One of those people was Jack Dorsey the CEO of twitter, because of this, Adamu decided to sue Twitter citing aiding and abetting of violence against the Nigerian government. Well, he sued the wrong company and that didn't quite go as planned. 🤭🤣🤣🤣 Oh! I remembered he even wrote Fifty Million Dollar Naira (yes, that's how Adamumu he is🤣🤣🤣). It was until later that we finally realized he was pushing for the suspension of twitter because he also has a social media app (which was almost a clone of twitter and Instagram) he was trying to impose on Nigerians. Well, it was all cruise afterall because instead of people downloading his app, to punish him for threatening the community's social value (twitter), people started reporting his app and posting nasty comments under his app.

He never realized his mistake even still, well, I know people can be stupid but Adamumu's stupidity is an insult to every other form of stupidity. On June the 4th Twitter activity was suspended in Nigeria subjecting Nigerians to different form of stress before they could access Twitter, now some people are in Ibadan but using twitter for California, USA🤣🤣🤣. Adamu then went further to mock Nigerian youths using the platform by posting "we won" on Twitter. Sheybi they said "if you live in a glasshouse, don't throw stone". Well, less than a week later, Adamu's Crowwe app was finally removed from Playstore as result of continuous reporting and nasty commenting.

Remember that thing they say about he who laughs last, well, it's true they laugh best because it's fun looking at a bird bark🤣🤣🤣