SHALL WE BEGIN

It's another Monday, ew😔🤦🏿‍♂️! another one indeed, but while you're busy preparing for work, for some students; it's exams time. OAU, yeah, that almighty Obafemi Awolowo University in ilé Ifè will be starting exams today😔. Originally there shouldn't be many dramas about the exams to be started today, but it's physical exams for virtual lecture😟😒😪
One of the most important changes Coronavirus pandemic and the lockdown drama brought to the education sector, was the restrictions on large gathering which inadvertently led to the adoption of the online classes🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️. See ehn (me I no go lie😀😋🤭) I was happy about the online classes; not going for classes and not having to blame it on my laziness or pinning it on my conscience? I love it 🤣🤣🤭. The only thing that took people like me some time to understand is that, it means we there's more materials to read; I mean this lecturers will just be sending us materials like textbook to read🤦🏿‍♂️😟🤦 Now exam is here, time to face the music. 
Every semester, OAU always set aside a week for students to be able to read and have something they could call a free week; no class, no test, no exams, just read your book. A week is 7-days, but it's until you spend the first 2-days playing, the next 4-days reading just one course and you still haven't gotten to half of the way, that's when you'll realize how small the 7-days really is. Finally, exam don come o🤭🤣, make we begin? well, it's not your call because, WE SHALL BEGIN!
Ladies and gentlemen, this is the exam we call; on God!
Remember that thing they told you about not forsaking the gathering? omo, na now be the best time o. If na white wall, if na fellowship, Central mosque, or even group reading; alaye, go all of them. Don't miss any opportunity to make new friends at this moment because, I can guarantee you some funny things will happen;
your food will finish
you will get broke along the way
you won't even be able to wash your clothes 🤣🤣
you will forget spellings in the exam hall (it could be as worse as ordinary "few"😔🤦)
you will forget exam venue (that one dey happen steady 🤣🤣🤣)
your code will not run
you will get 152,000 when your mates are getting 0.371🤣🤣🤭
you will sleep off in your overnight reading.
at this point, it's the formation that will save you (do you understand? 😎😋)
So, my brother and my sister today is Monday; shall we begin?😎
hey Siri! play me "Shedi balabala Shedi bolobolo" by one guy like this
Siri: "no search found"
Siri, you don fall my hand like that. oya play me "laugh now, cry later" by Drake

1 Comments

  1. UnknownMay 10, 2021 at 9:38 AM

    Haa haaa haaa🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Chaaaaaaiiiiinnnnn, huuunnnmmmm, it will just choke if the examiners or invigilator brake the chain

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