"I AVOIDED ERRORS DUE TO PARALLAX"

Secondary school in Nigeria is unarguably the best part of our lives. No matter which school you attend or where it is, for the rest of your live, the memories never die. The only difference though is that the experience is more interesting if you had attended a public secondary school, well, I can boldly tell you that because I've attended the two; public and private (Argue with your oesophagus🤣🤣🤣). Public school will gently turn you from an introvert to an ambivert just because it might require 3years of shiloh to turn you to an extrovert🙃😀🤣. If you don't want to be left behind (you can't even be left behind there are other students who will frustrate you) you have to learn to be in the doings too and most times this things ends up looking like a national issue. It surprises most times when I see a trend that I think we are the one who started it been done by people not just in other schools but also in other states, the most popular ones includes; the games we play (tinko tinko, kolo beating, after round 1 and so on); the stories we tell (remember Nigeria vs India?🤣🤣🤣); Songs we sing ("wherever you go, go go gon go", "arise o compatriot, oba'dedapo🤣🤣🤭) and so on. 

It always looks like a spirit unites us automatically as secondary school students in Nigeria and this is particularly evident in most of the things we do which we unconsciously end up doing the same. One of this funny things we end up doing the same is the "I avoided errors due to parallax" answer in the physics practical reports🤭🤣😀. See ehn, I can bet most of us don't even know the origin of this statement but unconsciously it has became a national statement in the Nigeria secondary school🤣🤣🤣. At a point, I began to even think that if you don't write this in your report, you might end up failing (it might just be a fallacy, but who cares🤭🤣🤣). I had always had issues with mathematics from secondary school (I still do), so I ended up writing a number of O'level exams (e plenty small but make we no talk about am because I nearly collect jersey🤣🤣🤣) just so I could pass mathematics. My dad wouldn't pay for runs, so it's either you pass or you keep writing🥺🥺🥺

Since my first O'level exams tutorial, my tutor had told me, one of the best reply to the physics question on measures that had been taken to achieve a good result is "I avoided errors due to parallax", but wetin parallax be gangan, e no remember tell me😟😒🙄. As a sharp guy, after writing a number of O'level exams and with all of my physic practical report having "I avoided errors due to parallax", it suddenly became a perfect response to even real life questions. So, now even if you ask me how I got admitted to OAU, or how I have been escaping sapa🥺, my answer will be "I avoided errors due to parallax". Máfejópamí èmi ga léjó lówó😎🙃🥂

Siri my padi, oya play me "Friday" by Riton, Nightcrawlers, dopamine, mufasa and hypeman. Till Monday when I catch y'all again, please keep avoiding errors due to parallax. Au revoir😎🙃🤣🥂