NIN?

January 19, 2021

Nigeria and funny rules are like 5 and 6, but the more funny thing about the funny rules is that they try to enforce it the shortest time possible (almost immediately they make the rule). But the most funny thing about this rule is now that, Nigeria has a more crazier citizen who never listen to instruction (in short, an average Nigerian dey ment).

Remember when Corona virus outbreak began? One of the rules were;

✓Wear your nose mask everytime in public

✓Maintain social distancing

✓Wash your hand regularly and avoid touching your mouth, nose and face as much as possible.

Here is my question, when was the last time you've used your nose mask? (Shey you even get sef🤣🤣🤣🤣). Part of maintaining social distancing is not attending parties, public gathering and maintaining at least 3metres with the next person. But the problem is, how many of you even know how wide 3mtr, so you can leave it🤣🤣🤣🤣. Although, you see that don't touch face own, even me know say e no fit possible, if na that one go kill me, make I just die😀🤣😎.

The new one of those funny rules now is the NIN linking to Sim... Wait let me laugh fess🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Okay I'm back. When the federal government last year December brought the rule that all phone users should link their NIN with their sim(s), as funny and confusing as it sounds, the government initially gave just two weeks for the whole process to be completed (foolish right?😒🌚🤷🏿‍♂️), but I guess someone reminded them of their citizens, so they extended it till January. Wait, let me laff again🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Some Nigerians are just sick sha, so even till today some people haven't done it.

Initially, I thought it was because some people didn't actually have the NIN, and the process of obtaining the NIN is not an easy one at all, but then I discovered a lot of people actually have this NIN but dem no just get interest to do the linking (Nigerians mad sha🤣🤣🤣). I saw one man reply NIMC reminder post on twitter, last week Wednesday, when NIMC posted to remind Nigerians that the process will be ending this week Wednesday, the waray replied "I urge you as an organization to do your worst"🤣🤣🤣🤣.

Finally finally the process will be closing tomorrow (Wednesday) and the blocking will start😎😌. So, If you borrow person wey never do NIN money... omo na one chance be that o!

But to round it up, wetin me I dey wait for, na people wey don do the NIN, wey don link am sef, wey them go still block🤣🤣🤣.

Make dem sha no block me o😳🙄🥺, but if dem no block me, I will be here to give you the update🤣🤣🤣.

Hope say you don do your own sha😎😀😋