MY DANFO STORY 🤬😠


Whenever you think of Nigeria (no matter where you may be), the first place that comes to mind is non other than Lagos. Well, this is a fact that runs too deep, to the extent that most people outside Nigeria thinks everyone from Nigeria is from lagos, no wonder they often mistake lagos for the capital of the nation. That may have been true though, but it stopped being the federal capital territory in one year like that that I can't remember (because I no really get intere usest 😋😎🤣), the only thing that just remained unchanged, is the fact that it is the most populous city in Nigeria and economic capital of the nation. 
I was not born in Lagos but having spent closely more than 20years of my life there since childhood, if there is one thing I can boldly say, it is the fact that there are only three people remaining in that state that are still normal (myself, Ambode and one other guy like that wey dey stay for yaba left😋😎😎). Like an Android 10 OS, everyone in the state is constantly updating their degree of craziness and version of madness everyday with a new style entirely different from the one you saw yesterday, at times, even different from the one you saw an hour ago. 
The more you see some things and get to know some people everyday, you'll wonder if being sick upstairs is part of the visa requirements for being a lagosian 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Well, you also have to stay a little bit more to find out you might be crazier than even the people you met there, you know why? it's because everything will frustrated you. When you wake up and you think about the;
• crazy traffic that's always looking like it was sponsored by Lucifer himself/herself (abi na themself, sha fill anyone you like), keeping you waiting for more than 2hours at the same spot, only to get to the end of it and find no cause of it.
• street thieves who are ready to do anything to make your phone/money travel even if it means tearing your trouser with a blade🤭🤣
• constantly changing transport fare (how 50naira bus in the morning had suddenly increased to 150 in evening turning you to an emergency beggar)
• but, most importantly that annoying yellow bus called danfo and it's drivers. 
The only difference between danfo drivers and lucifer is "hell". While lucifer is stays in hell, danfo drivers decided to make lagos their own headquarters. But one thing they both have in common is that; they only care about their own happiness, no matter what it takes to have it🤦🏾‍♂️😒😏, no wonder they always find joy clearing anything in their way (I believe you sef agree🤣🤣🤣)... 
To sha cut all the long story short, I decided to go home this last December after a long time, to shame the devil but the lagos I went this last December, my eye see pepper. This is just the intro, let me not get ahead of myself. Come back tomorrow to read the main wahala🤣🤣🤣🤭
Siri no gree come back from village o, but sha take this Wasiu Ayinde "awa de" to flex your morning 😋😎
Good morning and happy Monday.❤️

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