E BE WHAT?

During the lockdown, the social media in no time became office to most and many of us, we wake up everyday and we resume there. Well, it used to be for the youths alone (at least Uncle-bro already said we're lazy🤭😋), but since we all got bored from staying indoor, the funny truth is, it's stopped being for the youth alone, but rather for both the young and old adults. Although most of us suffer with explaining every little thing to those parents when they just started using it, and very annoyingly, it's little things like; "why they can't see a status again after they've viewed it", "how to change profile picture", but the biggest mistake we made was teaching them "how  to forward message"😔🥺🤦🏾‍♂️ 

With time, one thing started getting clearer by the day and it's that; the internet is divided. The WhatsApp became the stronghold of the old adults (Awon BC sharing group of people). Those parents on WhatsApp share anything, and I mean; anything. From 50mb video that does nothing but fake news (but if we talk now, uncle adamu can sue us🤣🤣🤣) to those ridiculous conspiracy theories BC that makes you wonder "who sits to compose those messages🤔🤷?". It's just too much, no wonder most of us already turned WhatsApp to a part time thing(ma f'ejo pa mi🙄😒😏). 

But on the other hand, Twitter became the headquarters of the Soro Soke generation. While those old people are busy sharing busy about acid rain coming on January 32, and uploading passport size nose and half face on their profile picture, we were busy having the best time of our life on Twitter. I mean, no other twitter does it better than Twitter NG (even jack had to give us special recognition). But, like the old saying goes; anything Nigeria get into, we always overdo it. In no time, people are fast over doing everything to get noticed. Remember how almost all those girls were selling wears and all the guys doing "cashapp wa o"? You'll also get almost everything on twitter too today. Just mention it, boyfriend, girlfriend, doctor, lawyer, by fire by force influencers, in fact, if you want to buy sachet water, just tweet it, someone will tell you they're selling it.

And now, people don up their game all for recognition, From catfish accounts with semi nude (or even entirely naked) picture, mostly with the caption /"I'm new here, follow me if you can handle me"/ (alaye only devil can handle you🤣🤣🤣🤣), to people picking unnecessary fight (you people should be calming down o, especially wizkid fan🤣🤣🤣🤭😋). The latest trend now is; clout chasing. 

• He almost raped me, but I was enjoying it, so I couldn't tell him to stop

•"I don't send all of you hating on me" (calm tf down no one has your time yet, we have bigger problems like e.g Buhari)

• His view, My view, witches/village people's view

• and the worst of it all; Lies. damn! this daughters of jezebel and sons of nebuchadnezzar dey lie mehn, but let's not go into details😏😒🙄

• and then, there's Iphone users too who think they've made it in life🙄🤨😒

But after saying all of this, I just want you to know, that whichever way it goes though, we're here and readily available to make the peace😎✌️ but till then, my people let the fayolence continue because "e be what?".... E BE TINGX

Make I go chop my aseje, coman join me o 😋🤭😇