WHO STOLE MY SPOON?

 

If you live in a Nigerian home and you've never experienced the mysterious disappearance of spoon, then I guess you're not Nigerian after all, or too butty that you didn't even notice it.🤣🤣🤣🤣.

I've always tried to avoid thinking there's a spirit behind this mysterious disappearance, and to easily do that, na people wey dey around I dey shift my suspicion on. See ehn for my house everybody na suspect 😄😄😄🤣

Like for real, today there's just so much spoon to go around, and then the next day, there's none (what happened overnight? 🙄😒).

 

My house is what you can easily call communal living, because all the rooms in my house just has someone paying for them but accessible to every other housemates. So, A can even sleep off in B's room while B is busy playing game in C's room and so on, and at times, only a room takes all the housemates. So anyone could freely enter your room and take your spoon (na the scope be that🤣🤭) without your permission, even in your presence. So, it's easy for them to not even return it, when next you need a spoon, you sef just have to hustle your way for it too 🤣🤣🤣😄. 

After many failed attempt to avoid disappearing spoons, we started buying packs, at least that will be more than enough for us. Funny enough that only lasted for a few weeks before e waka too🤣🤣😆😄. So when buying was not enough again, we started keeping spoon (and stealing 🤭🤭🤭) in places no can suggest, like keeping it in bag, between book, inside  machine drawer😄😎, or even in my pocket🤭🤣, but glory be to God! After 2weeks I still no see my spoon again 😭😫😭. WHO STOLE MY SPOON 😭😭😭😭

Who knows maybe all this spoons dey go holiday, vacation, trip, or even maybe Dem dey diee?🥺🙄😒... 

I don dey adapt to my spoon getting missing, because now me sef I don dey miss people spoon (we move 🤭🤣😉) but my plate sef don dey misbehave, to whom it may concern; PLEASE DON'T STEAL MY PLATE 😭😭😭😭

 

Hey siri, I miss you. Play me "awa fierce" by laycon

Off to go and count my plates 🚀🚀🚀