TO ALL MY BARCELONA FRIENDS 🤗

I 8-2 say this, but if you are not a lover of football at this time 😶😐 you have missed the best part of 2020. This year has brought so much trouble already 😷

We have witnessed two pandemics in a row: Coronavirus killing people 😥 and Bayern Munich sacking coaches and players 😭😭 Shebi you saw fans crying abi? A brother at our own viewing center fainted twice 😂 Omo! It was bloody. 

So, at the end of it all, Neymar started crying again. Neymar >>> Lateef Adedimeji/Mercy Johnson 🌚 Chelsea don almost buy everybody for market after seeing horror movie 🤣 and the last one, Argentine Shatta Bandle is finally leaving Barcelona 😭😭

Barcelona fans have been crying for days now. My friend even said he is trying to get Bartomeu to resign. Bartomeu ko, Ogunbódèdé ni 🤣🤣 Hold am when he dey leave 😂

That one no even concern us. The koko now is where is Messi going? I analyzed a list of teams he would likely go with reasons 🤭😊

PSG: He would love to reunite with Neymar just like the 2014 combo. He also has two Argentine mates there waiting for him: Icardi and Di Maria. This is the best possible destination. 

Manchester City: There is no other coach better at managing Messi than Guardiola. Also, people have been shouting that he should come to EPL 🌚 (I just need him to play Wolves, Westham and Southampton in a row) 😊😊😊

Inter Milan: These people have been buying old people for a while now. Messi can also go there to show Ronaldo that football still dey body 💃🏾💃🏾

Manchester United: Every United fan loves Messi and if he comes, he is going to help the team. Btw, God will punish our board for not signing any player yet 😭

Chelsea: They also love him. Just that Stanford Bridge is too small for him to dribble. 🤣🤭 But he fit come sha. 

Arsen... Okay, Nevermind. They will need to offer £100 million + addons + Guendozi, Pepe, Willian, Arteta, Emirate stadium, and the whole of London to buy him 😂

The last option is to go back to his origin: Argentina. 

Friends of Anti-Barcelona, I know we are happy 😊😁 let's just wait for "here we go!" from Fabrizio Romano  

Bye-bye, my people.