HELL MAY BE TOO CLOSE

As someone who believe in God (religion aside), one thing all of us think about always is; I don't want to go to hell. Well, that's very easy to say, but when you think about some things, it makes you shiver to the bone. One thing that is sacrosanct is just that, going heaven or hell is not ours to decide but all on God.
If I ask you a million time; heaven or hell? I know you'll always pick heaven, whereas heaven is for the righteous while hell is for the ...(ok, let's just leave that aside πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜€πŸ€£πŸ˜€). Yoruba will say; ilu ti ko s'ofin, ko si ese i.e where there is no law, there's no sin. Which simply means, there's sin for breaking the law. Now let's talk abourritπŸ€­πŸ˜‰πŸ˜€
According to the Bible, all sins are equal is what we're told, which means a liar is the same as a murderer (inside life πŸ˜’). So, that simply mean say na same hell every sinner dey go 🀣🀣🀣. That shouldn't really be a problem though, until you think about what really is a sin. For the sake of this context, let me analyze some things that are considered since according to the biblical old testament. They include;
LYING
Lying this days has really become a norm that people will even openly admit to lying about something to another person. Whereas, all liar shall perish is what they say abi? But I know you're thinking; I've not committed a hell worthy lie naw. My dear shey dinur hear what I said earlier ni? Ani all sins are equal 🀣🀣🀣🀣.
So; 
oh, you're very beautiful - hell gbam!
I don't have a girlfriend - oya hell straight up
I'm a virgin - my dear oya begin dey go
I'm broke - ogbeni gerrarahere
Omo! See as you fresh - ani hell we
I have a boyfriend - babe, this road to hell
I can never cheat on you - eyah, hell sha
Let's leave the rest for your conscience πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜€
FORNICATION
I know you will argue; I don't fornicate. I won't argue with you, but answer sincerely; na how many girlfriend/boyfriend you get?πŸ˜’πŸ™ƒ
Oya make I no talk anything again πŸ˜€πŸ€£πŸ€£
STEALING
This is even too wide and on this table ehn, na almost everybody dey go hell πŸ˜€πŸ€£πŸ€­
You don use any network cheat before to browse or call - hell
You don collect person boyfriend/girlfriend before - hell
Those of you wey dey collect school fees every semester - una own na upper chamber hell
Those of you wey don spend offering money wey your parent give you before - hell straight up
You steal person status update - hell
You steal meat for pot - hell 
Make I run for my head, before Dem stone me 🀭🀣🀣🀣
Remember the Sabbath day to keep it holy
Today na Sunday, go to church, go to nasfat, else? Make I no talk πŸ€­πŸ˜€
 
Thank God say I never commit any of those sins before, and I dey go church today nitemiπŸ€­πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‹
I would have loved to continue but I'm seeing stone already πŸ€­πŸ˜€
Siri, oya play me "who he says I am" by Hillsong Worship
Lemme go and baff for church

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  1. πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸƒπŸ½‍♀️πŸƒπŸ½‍♀️πŸƒπŸ½‍♀️πŸƒπŸ½‍♀️
    Make I dey go church

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    1. And remember to pray o 🀣🀣🀣

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