ARE YOU ALSO A CAKE?

At this point in time, I have to admit that I'm scared of so many people 😐 We don't know what going on again 😑

It just came to my conscience that some ladies will caption their pictures with these:

"Hotcake" 🎂

"Full meal" 🍜

"As your wife, will you eat before you eat?" 🍛

This didn't occur well to me until I realized that people could be cakes 🧐😕 It all started on Twitter and now, people are confirming their identity 😦

Your dad, your mum, your girl, your boy, your house, your school, your car, your office, and even you, have you checked if you are not a cake? 🧐🎂 I'm saying this because I have some proof here and you'd be shocked 😎 

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This orange is sweet and juicy and... 

WTF 😳😲🤯 Are you people mad? 

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I'm not seeing this again. So I have this nice meal 😋😋

My mummy loves semo and egu..

Ahh! OMG 😪😭 I can't do this again with you people 

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I have this... 

Wait o, Did he just bring out a Knife? 😭😭

😭😭 You people will not kill me

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I went to the store too and I wanted to... 

Oloun! 😢😥 I can't trust myself again. Let me get a knife

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The ones giving me concern the most

😰😰😨😨😱😱 All of you doing cake, ya mad 😭😭😭

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I thought it was over until..

If you are doing cake in this life 😰😥 you are a genius but I can't be ya friend. One day, you will just chuke knife inside me to quickly confirm something 🤐😔😐😏 but before you do that. I already confirmed my identity 😌

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As I dey now, na only 2 fingers for typing, my heart, my head, and my something remain. I don chop the rest finish 😅😆😉😊

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In short.. 

Baba mi, na inside cake all of us dey live. I'm not surprised tho 🎂😏

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So, let's find out if you are truly not a cake If you can successfully click on that box then you have been able to convince me. Good luck with your trials 😉😉

See you next time. Come back with your eyes and fingers though so that you can read my next blog post, e get why 🤐🤐

I'm going to the barrack today to confirm something with our soldiers 😋😊✌🏽💪🏾