Hello. How are you all doing today? 😊 Welcome to the conference table.
Today isn't going to be easy because I'm lowkey dragging everyone 😋 as you all know, my words are cruise and vibes, just flow along with me 🤗
We've often heard people on social media (especially Twitter) going on dates. Some of them even engage in premium knacking on the first day, while some of them will come back a month or 2 months later to drag themselves (E. B. Things 😏😏)
Now listen, the reason for a date is to get to know the other person. You don't go there because of food or anything, you should go there to check if that person is datable. As you all know, you don't just get there and start smiling while they are toasting you with #1500 chicken and chips and #200 Coke (Lesser than that though🤔) There are actually questions that you should ask because there is a prayer that says "May we not jam agbako."
This goes for all gentlemen and ladies. If the two of you going on a date are showing an innuendo on a relationship, then don't hesitate to ask questions, even if you have to use style to ask them.
But sincerely, you have to first ask yourself, "Am I datable or 'God when' is still my national anthem?"
Are you in a relationship?
Ask if that person is in a relationship before saying yes. Make sure you are dating the person that is dating you. Don't come on our TL to cry, confirm if your man is really your man.
Are you AA or I should move?
I once dated a lady, she was AS, I didn't even know I was AS as at then. Just imagine if marriage happens 😬😬😬 May we not cum ikokucum.
Are you ready for a relationship or you just want to catch cruise?
"Ehn, I actually want to date you but I also love the cruise..." Pele o, aburo Robinson Crusoe 🙄 Pick one or Japa. Ask them: Are you the one to come or we should locomote? Even John the Baptist's disciples asked Jesus if he was the one. It is a necessary question. Don't settle for less. Check all their attributes.
Now, let's start breaking tables.
Are you brilliant and intelligent or you can explain?
You see some guys and ladies, permit me to say this, wisdom is doing social distancing from them. Date/Marry someone who is intelligent. Someone who can raise a point in your child's PTA meeting. Someone who will not come on Twitter to ask "If you see me like this in your room, what will you do?" (Will you geddifok out of my house😑😑). Aside from that, you should also have sense, don't expect what you don't have from someone else.
Sister, Yes! We know you need a man who is intelligent, insightful, idealistic, problem-solving, and factual. Say no moooore! Just go and date an FBI agent 🙄😒 we know you can use TikTok and Lomofit, but can you use PowerPoint? 🤷🏾♀️
To all the guys who love brezz and ass, Khafre! Come out. This one is for you. Ask your date, can you cook well or I should make country kitchen my second home?
I know there has been a lot of controversy on "women are not slaves." Alaye, calm down, I didn't put chain on your neck. But it would be very bad if a lady doesn't know how to cook. Ehn! They didn't teach me na. Shut up and learn how to, brezz, and ass will not feed me 😏😒 For guys too, you shouldn't wait for your woman to do this every time. This is not the Indomie and egg stuff o. Learn how to cook real food.
Guys, take this tip: if you want to win a woman's heart forever, learn how to cook good food 🤗
Ini said I should know how to cook and everything will be solved. Ah! I pity you, Mr. Biggs. Please have enough money and a big ****. Ladies nowadays are unpredictable, resist the urge to shalaye, and avoid superstory 🙌🏽
This one I'm about to say is the most important.
Can you pray for 1 hour without complaining?
Recently, I've been seeing people gisting me about their relationship without seeing the prayer factor. One thing you should note is that you should put God first in your relationship. How can you do that? Pray extensively!!! If you meet someone on a date and they tell you they only go to God when they have issues or need something, pack yourself and leave. Be with someone who enjoys praying or someone you can change on that. Trust me, you will see the effect when you do this.
"Ehn! It is not that I cannot pray o. But I want a man who is spiritual and romantic together" Mabinu o, AS Roma 🙄
I'm actually not a fan of going on dates, but if I have to be in one and I know I am processing a feeling for you. I would ask you these questions:
What's your Genotype? This should come last when we are about to make a conclusion.
Where are you from? Will our family give us peace? 🤔
Your level of education? Preferably University or HND level.
What type of temperament do you have? Sanguine, Melancholy, Phlegmatic, or Choleric.
What kind of man do you like? I'm TDH though 😊😋
Can you tell me about your dream, goals, and vision? Can we support ourselves without telling me to catch my sub later?
I might also ask some personal questions.
Do you love football? Even if you don't, just support Manchester United.
Do you hate Arsenal and Chelsea? 🤭😇 I'm all yours baby.
Are you a feminist? 🙄
Are you a Titan? 😒
Can you pray in tongues and give words? 😍
Do you have a forgiven heart? 😑
Can you travel long distances for premium knacks? 😋😊🤭
Do you have friends that have sense? 🤷🏾♀️
Can you keep our relationship private? 😙
Can you keep an intelligent conversation? 🤗
Are you rich in your family? Can you spoil me? 😊😊
In all of this, be sure that you are not judgemental or hypocritical. Who said there ain't good guys and ladies outside again? Even on social media, you will find a lot of people worth your time. But be very sure of what you are doing, God no go shame us.
If you have other things or opinions about this, please drop it in the comment section.
You can still follow me on twitter.com/inioluwafeolami because I always follow back 😊😊
Always be sure you are dating the person dating you.
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