HOLY CRUISE SUNDAY

"Oniduro mi eshéy o, oniduro mi eshéy o!" I know you know that song, but whether you like it or not that's just what I can't say (in fact sef you like am). The only thing me I just know about that song is that aunty Tope does not like it 😒😒🥺... How do you feel getting your ass dragged on a beautiful Sunday morning... Ahhn ahnn! Oya let me even give you the full gist😋🤣😋

You know say talk no dey tire me, well, yesterday was a beautiful day, and even though I dinur go to church (don't coman stress me jor)😒😒😒 Aunty Tope Alabi  gave us plenrry of things to talk about yesterday

Just like a regular Sunday, you expect the trend table on twitter to be filled with different topics mostly church like (hissokay), and WhatsApp is always the worst, every Sunday morning na soso gospel song on effryone's status (even people wey be assistant devil wey no dey go church🤣🤣🤣🤣). Make I no digress, yesterday was different. Why? Aunty Tope said Aunty Yinka's song no sweet😒🙄, I mean that song that's she called God her "oniduro". Kasala!🙄😒🥺. Before we even talk about the song sef, make I show you who Aunty Yinka be👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼

Wait, wait, wait sef, why you no go like this kind person na? Na ment? But back to the song, if aunty Tope had only said she doesn't like the song alone ni, e for make, but she had to lie against the holy spirit for clout. Aunty Tope why na?🙄😒🥺 I know there is beef and all everyone in the entertainment industry buy I didn't expect it to be amongst the gospel singers too, like maka why na?🙄🙄🙄 Na why some things dey pain me be that, imagine say we dey fit get access to heaven and as aunty Tope talk that kind thing say "holy spirit told me not to sing the song (as per assistant holy spirit 🌚🌚🌚)", make one spirit just shout from heaven "Na lie!"🤣🤣🤣 

I got so confused yesterday like is it not the same aunty Tope that we both know. I mean that aunty Tope that sang a song that we should all be doing Yahoo 🌚🌚🌚 (wharefa! 😋🤣🤭) Abi the same aunty Tope that was singing one song like that about Jesus giving her Hennessy, Moet and Orijin bitter (I can't remember but she sha said something like that😋🤣🤣🤣) 

One thing I've learnt perfectly in life is that, judging people put you at risk of perfection i.e. the more you judge people the perfect to ought to be. Omo! Dem drag aunty Tope yesterday o (like tiger gen when no gree work)🤣🤣🤣🤣. I bet at a point yesterday aunty Tope was contemplating deleting her account because it was just like people had been waiting for a day like that to give her her fill🤣... See ehn! Whatever you do in this life, try not to offend the internet public, e dey choke🤣🤭. I saw videos yesterday that were enough for me to never listen to aunty Tope's song again. But wetin be my own na cruise all of us dey catch, if the song sweet me I go listen o🙄😋🌝, although na there aunty today sef fuckup sha, but in the absent of no further fuckups, we meeeeeeeeuve!

Yesterday was fun, let's do that every Sunday 😋🤣🤭🤣🤣

Ladies and gentlemen happy Monday, cheers to the new week🥂💯

Hey Siri, play me "oti jesu npami o jare" by Aunty Tope Alabi 🤣🤣🤣😋

Abeg make I go see😋🕊️🕊️🕊️