MAYDAY! MAYDAY!

May 06, 2021

To whom it may concern; I think my school is after my life🥺😔😒.

If I can see the man who invented the principles of examining student, I'm sure it will take the grace of the stars, the moon, the sun, mother nature, the universe and the source that creates life for me not to break his/her nose. Ká má paró, ká má jalè ìwé le (without lying, book is hard)🥺🥺😒. Personally, me I think say na trust-issue because if not; why should we be given exams after you've thought the student? it is either you don't trust yourself to have done well with the teaching or you don't trust the student that they have listened🥺😒😒🙄. Whichever way it is though, one thing me I know is that "exam is a punishment"🥺🥺

In Nigeria, everyone you meet is already planning to frustrate you. Now, think of it in an academic setting with someone taking seven courses with 3 lecturers taking each course, it means there are at least 21 lecturers already planning to frustrate you (e choke🙄😒😔). The thing I've come to realize finally is that, for everything that happens in every other universities in Nigeria, once it comes to OAU it gets doubled 😪😔😒... I think OAU is after my life🥺🤦

No matter who you are or where you're from, OAU exam will bend you. As much as class stress might be, it gets to a point that you just automatically find yourself getting used to it, but not exams. From part 1 till part 5 (or even 6) OAU exams get renewed by the days, and one thing I can categorically say boldly is that "you will never get used to it"🥺😒. Does it not surprise you how someone will go from "I want to graduate with first class or 2.1" in there part 1, to "make I just graduate, I don tire for this school" in part 3 and above?🤣🤣🤣. It is because you don't get used to the exam but simply get used to knowing that; for every exam you write, no matter how good you think you did, your chances of failing are higher than that of passing it with an A (e choke abi? 🤣🤣🤣). In OAU, once it is exams period, the atmosphere automatically changes; it becomes tensed.

When the online class was approved, I thought it would be the best kind of class I would end up doing. Spoiler alert, it became the worst. It was from materials to materials, even SEL (ordinary SEL o😔🤦😒) that was supposed to be just an elective has sent almost 50pages of material (Shey ogun late ni🥺🥺😔).

Mayday! Mayday! exams are starting next week and I am still far behind. Now;

I count the numbers of hours I sleep

I don't even know where I'm staying again maybe Oduduwa Estate or campus

It's less than 4days to Monday and there's no timetable

I eat on the go (I don dey even eat noodles now🥺🤦)

My social life is now equal to zero🥺🥺🥺

I still manage to have my bath once a day (might just be in the afternoon)

Lastly, Sapa is your closest ally in this period after you have used up all your money on coke, lacasera and materials you never heard of before 🥺😪🌚

Abi ki n salo (or I should run away?🙄🤔)