WHO STOLE MY SPOON?
Make we no lie, spoon get spiritππ!
If you live in a Nigerian home and you've never experienced the mysterious disappearance of spoon, then I guess you're not Nigerian after all, or too butty that you didn't even notice it.π€£π€£π€£π€£.
I've always tried to avoid thinking there's a spirit behind this mysterious disappearance, and to easily do that, na people wey dey around I dey shift my suspicion on. See ehn for my house everybody na suspect ππππ€£
Like for real, today there's just so much spoon to go around, and then the next day, there's none (what happened overnight? ππ).
My house is what you can easily call communal living, because all the rooms in my house just has someone paying for them but accessible to every other housemates. So, A can even sleep off in B's room while B is busy playing game in C's room and so on, and at times, only a room takes all the housemates. So anyone could freely enter your room and take your spoon (na the scope be thatπ€£π€) without your permission, even in your presence. So, it's easy for them to not even return it, when next you need a spoon, you sef just have to hustle your way for it too π€£π€£π€£π.
After many failed attempt to avoid disappearing spoons, we started buying packs, at least that will be more than enough for us. Funny enough that only lasted for a few weeks before e waka tooπ€£π€£ππ. So when buying was not enough again, we started keeping spoon (and stealing π€π€π€) in places no can suggest, like keeping it in bag, between book, inside machine drawerππ, or even in my pocketπ€π€£, but glory be to God! After 2weeks I still no see my spoon again ππ«π. WHO STOLE MY SPOON ππππ
Who knows maybe all this spoons dey go holiday, vacation, trip, or even maybe Dem dey diee?π₯Ίππ...
I don dey adapt to my spoon getting missing, because now me sef I don dey miss people spoon (we move π€π€£π) but my plate sef don dey misbehave, to whom it may concern; PLEASE DON'T STEAL MY PLATE ππππ
Hey siri, I miss you. Play me "awa fierce" by laycon
Off to go and count my plates πππ


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