ARE YOU THERE?

  

Have you heard about the "new police law bill"? If you haven't, let me simply define it to you as an expression of; Insincerity, Bad Faith and Isomorphic Mimicry (omo! This english sef dey make me fear😆🤭🤣). So, if there is anything you should be greatly scared and angry about right now, it is the police bill. Are you there?

Let me make you understand what's coming. Before the bill, police is your friend, and SARS is the enemy (na SARS on the beat I dey talk o🙄😒😩), because in the case of abuse, you can always argue your right with the police (I repeat only with the police), but that was then sha. You don argue with SARS before? E be like say slap dey hungry you. But if you think SARS had ever been anything close to wicked, just wait for what police will do to you. Are you there?

When I heard the police bill was signed into law, I was waiting for the outrage from Nigerians, but it never came, then I remember bbnaija is still on (una dey loose concentration🙄😒🚶🚶). 

So, a summary of the part of the bill that got me was; police can now arrest you just because they think you're a criminal, they don't even need evidence (omo na to go dey famz police remain now o 🤣🤣🤣). Are you there?

Initially, they need to accuse you of internet fraud to arrest you, now na anything. Police can arrest you for;

• smiling too much

• frowning your face

• making eye contact with their wife

• not greeting them

• looking too good

If you come fresh and use better phone join lasan, na prison you dey go🤣🤣🤣. Okay, are you there?

The foundation of all this problem will be having a smartphone, and truth be told, forget internet fraud or anything, an average youth has one thing or the other on their phone that can implicate them. This is just the beginning, let me not get ahead of myself because it seems you are not there yet...

Hello Siri, play me "are you there" by one guy like this🤣🤣😎

By the way, who wan buy phone, make I go buy torchlight phone before the kasala burst 🙄😒