PROFESSOR, IS THAT YOU?👀🕵️♀️
Shey you see this field of study called "Fraud," it is a lucrative one, and I think a lot of people understand that now.
Plus, the gist for this field is unlimited, and trust me when I say the gists dey always sweet pesin!
First, it was Agba Awo Hushpuppi and Woodpecker😁, then, "Magu lu magun," which in English means "Magu got the thunderbolt" (I no even know if the translation correct, but we move). I presume you know the stories if you don't, let me know. Southpaw dey for you, as long as it is about "Fraud."
Some of you will start drawing assumptions from my last statement. "Why is he so interested in Fraud gists?"😕👀
You know why? No, you don't!
Well, I enjoy the charades that come with fraud incidence, and I love it more when there is a caught. The charade dey sweet pass for the streets of Twitter!😆
Well, all these are not the gist today. As a matter of fact, Money Heist Season 5 just took a new plot twist! Yes, the Bitcoin twist! La Casa De Bitcoin😁😂 , I know you've heard about it, just calm down and find out the part of the gist you never considered. And if you've not, follow through.😆
The bomb dropped on Wednesday night! It started like "THE BIG BAGS" were doing giveaways by doubling people bitcoins.
A-Mayy-Ziin!😊🤗
First, it was Elon Musk, then to Bill Gates, then Barrack Obama, Kanye West, Joe Biden, Apple, Uber, Jeff Bezos(this was where the wind blew, and we saw the yansh of the fowl)
Why did I say so? Jeff Bezos is a capitalist that doesn't believe in giving anything for free! So, him coming to "Give Back To The Community" by doubling bitcoins was just impossible! He will be the last person to do that in this world!
There, we discovered this was a fraud scheme and that the accounts have been hacked into. Maybe not most of us but at least my fellow Nigerians who have witnessed Binomo investments, and MMM did. Trust these oyinbos now; they kept dropping their offerings in the Bitcoin offering box😂 O ga o
These hackers kuku went on to hack more high profile accounts like that of Kim Kardashian, Wiz Khalifa, and several others. In just one night, they made over 15 million dollars in bitcoin! What a heist!
I wasn't even bothered, because my own Twitter account with just nine followers sat comfortably throughout, enjoying the show!😇🤷🏾♂️
Oporrrr!!! is my only statement for these hackers (cos I feel there must be more than one person in action).
Now to the main gist, the side you never looked at, Na Who Steal These Pots Of Soup?
Professor, is that you? If it's you, that will be better o.
But if these hackers turn out to be Nigerians🙆🏾♂️🙆🏾♂️🙆🏾♂️, we don cast finish be that! E no go funny again o! I can't say how much benefits we will lose if it turns out that way!
Omo! E be things!😕🤔🤕
Anyways, Alexa, play me "Nigeria 🇳🇬 Go Better" by King Dr. Saheed Osupa as I go for my evening injections.🤢🚶♂️
And for the quality of some of the images, I do apologize sincerely.
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4 Comments
Magu lo magun😹 Your content should be read by the world. You painted the gory event in a "don't leave manner". Forgive me for my weird comment just as I have forgiven you for the quality of your images! Lots of love man. Keep writing!
ReplyDeleteI must say, man, I'm flattered!
DeleteThanks a lot for being a booster. Comments like this, o nexcestri😍😁
If this turns out be Nigerians, Even Syria no go accept us
ReplyDeleteBrother, na so! WAEC will not allow us again seff
DeleteWe'll just hold our NECO strong.
And FBI don start to dey investigate the matter.
Drop a comment, it makes me happy 😀