THE 21ST CENTURY DADDY

January 05, 2021

If there has been something that has been amusing me for some days now, it is definitely the though that has been dancing in my head which is

"so, one day I am also going to become a daddy"

I mean this same me o, the guy that you've been calling Khafre (Omo x1000000🤣🤣🤣🤣). Oya repeat after me; Irriswarriris 🤣😎😇

Like seriously, one thing has been said to be universally accepted as truth, and that's the fact that "changes are the order of nature" which means "everything changes" right? But forget that grammar, na just English🤣🤭🤣, because in reality ehn "some things never change completely" (even caterpillar wey become butterfly still retain im trunk, na just paparazzi e add) think abourrit 😎😇

The reality of this whole situation is that; this generation is an entirely different generation. Even though most of us no normal (na fayolence all of us dey find upandan) but No be say we useless like that sef o, abi that we are Iazy, we sef try na, I mean the generation that

Invented the internet
played sega, PS 1-5 (even played game on vcd🤣🤣🤣
used 2go till it went out of relevance (although me I reach ultimate sha😋)
turned twitter to a family house

Omo! Their daddy, I mean their daddy's daddy🤣🤣🤣🤣

But when we think about it, the problem is not that we can't father a child o, at least even a clueless man can do that (Uncle-bro at Aso Rock is a living witness), but the problem is how to behave yourself 🤣🤭🙄🌚. It would have been easier before the whole coronavirus lockdown thing, now everybody don dey enjoy cruise🤣🤭Wahala for;

who get verified pornhub account🤣🤣🤣
who no fit comot eye for bet9jaw
who dey support Man U, Barca or Chelsea
Who no get sense
for who dey catch too much cruise🤣😇.

And most importantly;

for who is here for the violence😋✌️

See ehn, whichever way you like you do it, one this me I sha know is that, we'll all be called "daddy" one day🤣. But here's the likely problems for daddies of the 21st century;

How do you tell your child not to use curse words like "fuck!" (If your ticket cut, wetin you go talk?🤣😀)
How do you explain the reason you're sad is because Barca just got beaten 8-2 that night🤣
How will a daddy whose favorite sport is Wrestling play with the children? (Smackdown all the way🤣😀)
"Cashapp wa" daddy nko? How will you go to PTA meeting now? Na teacher you wan go meet, no be client o🤣🤣🤣
Hope y'all are ready to start wearing material clothes (no be everything be ashluxe and palm angels o🤣🤣)

No be say I dey throw shots at Khris, Tarzan, Southpaw, Ini, Ay, Alex, Femi, Dano, or beardless smallie o, I am just worried for them ni, as per say I am my brother's keeper 😇🤣✌️.

I can't wait to see what the next generation children will look like. But now that I've awoken your consciousness, you better start planning how you're gonna do that. One thing I know though, is that; we might not be better parents than our fathers, but we're definitely gonna be more fun. Somebody shout Amen 🤣🤣🤣