RESUMPBER!💃🏾

First of all; Of lay lay lay, of Laycon 🤑💃🏾

My friend said, "shebi you don't watch BBN?" I told her I don't miss finals 😂

Let me whine you people small, now that BBN has finished, what are you going to do with your... Yeeeh! Who slapped me from the back? 😂

Been long I wrote though. Vibe no just dey, I went to hustle ☺ I don reach site this morning sef, 2k don sure. ✌🏾

I titled this blog post Resumpber because in October, 70-80% of our normal life will resume back. Most likely, we will go back to school. That's if NLC doesn't strike for long 🤣

That's the time we have all been waiting for. The time some people are waiting to oppress some people 🙄 Thank God I'm not in a competition with anyone, I'm still using my Itel and wearing my torn trousers. 

I spoke with a few friends. A lot has changed about them. I could obviously say that the world stopped so that we could all catch up. I hope we did. 

Soo many things came around, soo many left. Many people stay behind, the others left. Many lessons learned, many relearned, and the others unlearned. Many skills here and there. 

I have fallen in love like 50 times in this pandemic alone. Boredom can really hit you until you learn that they are using you to catch cruise. You remember this emoji "♥" You know how it would start beating when you send it. Calm down, it's not that serious. I started sending two or the white love to communicate what I meant. 

I also helped a few friends and a lot of people helped me. HRs left me hanging, my mom making sure I fall in love with Okro, my dad sending me kuli kuli every day, and my clothes telling me "baba, you wan kill us?" 😂

It was a hell of a journey. I can't even count everything that has happened. But really, like Feran would say anytime I asked how she was - I'm still living! I'm definitely surviving this shit even with what Nigeria has made me go through - I mean US. 

The fuel hike, the police bill, APC wahala, Naira devaluation, Buhari the... 🤐 DSS is watching. I have started saving for Norway or Denmark though, and I mean it. 

Resumpber! Who is anticipating October? Can't be Manchester United though. Let not even dive into that matter, the only team that can win a penalty after the final whistle 🤣🤣

Abeg, let's close for the day. Be ready for next month. I mean, be sure of the fact that you ain't resuming school or work as you left. I'm not saying you should carry belle o. Just have money to avoid story 🔈🔉🔊

A little secret before you go 👀 *whispers* - E be like say na Don Jazzy be Big Brother 😬😬 Source: I no fit lie you.

Boom player, abeg play me Fierce by Laycon 💃🏾💃🏾 Let meet again soon, okay? ♥✌🏾